Nipclub May 21, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

It’s time for a Sunday drive on a Thursday night! 

It was a lazy afternoon…. I pulled up in my 1954 Buick Skylark convertible, creamy yellow with a red interior. Swanky!

Pearl was there with her dune buggy and started serving the sweets: classic-car shaped cookies. Moo left, but said she’d be back later. Ragamuffin finished work with minimal news, save one tender toe bean. The v-e-t said she would be fine and the toe bean wasn’t broken; we even saw the X-rays! The new JustGiving charity link didn’t seem to attract spammers like the other thing we used to use.

Raven pulled up in a deep rose-pink Cadillac convertible, circa 1955. It was purrfect! Her bestie, Sprinkles the hamster, was riding in the car with her. We don’t see Sprinkles very often, so that was fun.

Raven said someone drove by and stole our donut holes earlier, though! K-Boi suddenly chimed in and said not to worry about the donut hole situation. It was just a minor infraction. Anyway, there were more donut holes and coffee to go with them! Pearl then made some beautiful fruity cocktails, and I decided on the meowjito.

Angus showed up and wanted to go for a ride in one of our vintage cars, so I said I would give him a ride later. P and Jeego arrived, with Jeego wearing a Seattle Mariners ball cap; they love their sports teams!

Alfie was in the DJ booth. I checked the sekurity cameras and then I went outside to check the grounds. Pearl served delicious lobster with butter sauce, and the lobster-flavored butter was so good. Mizz Bassie arrived just in time for anything buttery!

We had some newcomers: Amber and her cute tortie cat, Precious! We all welcomed them to Nipclub and hope they can stop by every week. It’s always nice to see new anipals!  

Pearl served up classic drive-in fare: burgers, fries, Cokes, milkshakes, and ice cream, all on those little trays that hook onto your car window.

So inventive!

Next, we enjoyed a ride in the Skylark. Mizz Bassie, Angus, and Louis climbed in and I drove us towards the beach. It was a perfectly warm evening, with the breeze in our fur! The smell of frangipani blossoms was intoxicating, along with the sound of waves hitting the shore.

K-Boi showed up in his custom 1957 Chevy! It’s beyond cool, and that V-8 engine has its own special rumble. We cruised along the shoreline, then returned to the bar for further merriment.

Pearl went home, and I stayed and served some meowjitos and shrimp empanadas while Angus played music. K-boi played a song, too. We talked about boat-like huge vintage cars, and I served a nightcap layered shot with Kahlua and marzipan-stuffed dates as a sweet reprise.

I was getting tired, so it was time to wrap it up.

I enticed Louis and Angus with to-go bags of nice snacks like car-shaped cookies and burgers and bid them adieu.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Memorial Day weekend! 

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

Nipclub May 14, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

The theme was Bridgerton, which is an American TV romance series set in the English Regency period of high society.

I had never heard of it, and had yet to watch it, but Regency-era speech? Let’s do this!

Mr. Gator procured elegant dress uniforms for us, and they called the security “The Bow Street Runners.” I employed the Regency period dialect, circa England 1811-1820, for the duration of the Nipclub soiree.

Upon my arrival, Mr. Gator was discoursing on the hiring of goats to consume invasive flora on his acreage. Mr. Gator remarked sekurity had a calm time of it, as there was a distinct lack of activity this evening, to which I replied, “I am quite relieved to learn of the area’s freedom from criminal activity.”

We partook of delectable victuals such as one might find at a high English tea: Comté cheese tartlets, raspberry charlotte cake, cucumber finger sandwiches, Pimm’s cup, and the like.

The fare was most agreeable.

Mr. Gator mentioned goat cheese, chèvre, and we engaged in conversation regarding cheeses, and even a fetching Pinot noir with a chev upon the label.

Mizz Bassie confessed she had to consult the records on Bridgerton, whilst I admitted I did not consult the records; I simply embraced the Regency style with abandon. It proves a tad tedious employing the translator, but it was such a delight to surprise one’s companions with high-society Regency parlance.

Mr. Gator’s wine was exceptional, and we sipped wine whilst conversing about fine cheeses and fruit pairings.

Crime was virtually nonexistent, even when sharing our charity of the week link. Slow and steady, as my iPaw met an ill fate by crashing, even after the latest update.

TJS made a brief appearance, as is they were wont, and Mr. Louis inquired after Mr. Angus, to determine if he might play music; alas, technological difficulties beset him as well, and he could not grace the party in person.

Mr. Louis was holding forth on his new Android tablet, avowing it to be the most superlative device imaginable! He inquired what I employed; I possess an iPaw, which has functioned admirably until this evening, of course.

Mr. Louis chattered on, oblivious of the Regency theme.

Mr. Louis determined to partake of refreshments, and sampled the stuffed chicken, gin fizz, and delightful cake. Tonight’s repast was refined, visually pleasing, and delicious.

Raven graced us with her presence and was greatly impressed by my Regency-era English. Miss Pearl DM’d me, relating that she had been shadow banned, thus I assumed responsibility for the bar for the last three quarters of an hour.

Mr. Louis, Miss Raven, and I remained; Miss Raven departed after a time, and Mr. Louis and I partook of after-dinner drinks. Mr. Louis expressed a desire to sample the beef Wellington, thus I obliged him with a delectable repast.

We chatted, sipped our beverages, and I tidied up and departed in my awaiting carriage.

It was a lovely evening!

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat