This soldier, I realized, must have had friends at home and in his regiment; yet he lay there deserted by all except his dog. I looked on, unmoved, at battles which decided the future of nations. Tearless, I had given orders which brought death to thousands. Yet here I was stirred, profoundly stirred, stirred to tears. And by what? By the grief of one dog.
— Napoleon Bonaparte, quoted in Mémorial de Sainte-Hélène by Cases De Las
Author: Mr. Breeze
Animals and Poison Ivy

Animals don’t usually get poison ivy. However, the active ingredient, urushiol, is highly allergenic to most humans.
Non-primate species can roll in poison ivy and at most get some irritation. This means that cats and dogs can transfer the oil onto their humans without getting contact dermatitis themselves.
Mangoes, cashews and pistachios are popular foods that contain urushiol.
Mangoes: The oily skin, rind, tree sap, and leaves of the mango plant contain urushiol. Only the flesh is safe to eat. It’s not advisable to bite into an unpeeled mango.
Cashews: Raw cashew nut shells are coated in caustic oils similar to urushiol. This is why cashews are never sold in their shells. Cashews are a superfood and very popular in vegan recipes. They must be roasted to neutralize the toxin before you eat them. Unfortunately, the shells are removed by hand, and the workers get terrible burns.
Pistachios: Pistachio shells can contain trace amounts of urushiol, though usually not enough to trigger an allergic reaction.
Urushiol is not a universal poison. Different species tolerate it very differently. A chipmunk may eat poison ivy without a reaction, a cat may carry it home on its fur, and a human may break out in hives after an unnoticed contact. Nature sometimes spares the who walks in the leaves and punishes the person who pets it.
As an aside, this difference is Why Animal Testing is Illogical.
Quote: Heinlein on Cats
You don’t own a cat, he is a free citizen. Take dogs; dogs are friendly and fun and loyal. But slaves. Not their fault, they’ve been bred for it. But slavery makes me queasy, even in animals.
― Robert A Heinlein, Farham’s Freehold
Quote: William S. Burroughs on Cats
Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that such a thing happened with the Mayans, though a number of wild cats are native to the area.) I don’t think this is accurate. It is certainly not the whole story. Cats didn’t start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function.
— William S. Burroughs, “The Cat Inside“
Quote: Mark Twain On Cats
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.
— Mark Twain, source unspecified.
Quote: G.A. Reisner On A Dog In Ancient Egypt
The dog which was the guard of His Majesty. Abuwtiyuw is his name. His Majesty ordered that he be buried (ceremonially), that he be given a coffin from the royal treasury, fine linen in great quantity, (and) incense. His Majesty (also) gave perfumed ointment, and (ordered) that a tomb be built for him by the gangs of masons. His Majesty did this for him in order that he (the dog) might be honored (before the great god, Anubis).
— G.A. Reisner, Trans., “The Dog Which was Honored by the King of Upper and Lower Egypt” BMFA 34, No. 206 (December 1936), pp. 96-99
Recognizing AI Slop
How to Tell Whether Content Was Written by AI
“AI Slop” is mediocre AI-generated content posted to social media such as X, Facebook, YouTube, etc., for the sole purpose of getting views and monetization. In fact, YouTube is experiencing an AI crisis. Some of the fastest-growing channels post AI content.
When an article sounds too good, suspect AI. Here are some things to watch out for.
Writing Style
- AI writes very even paragraphs with the same length and tone.
- AI doesn’t follow the usual essay structure. Instead it tends to repeat the same point.
- You can swap sections or delete paragraphs without changing much.
- AI tends to explain what something means too early instead of presenting evidence.
- AI rarely leaves things open-ended. The ending tries to wrap everything up neatly.
Repetition & Word Games
AI says the same thing in different ways by using synonyms like important, significant, and meaningful to hide repetition.
It uses drama for emphasis, like: “It wasn’t just X. It was Y.” or “No signs. No answers.”
Tone & Emotional Manipulation
Instead of just telling what happened, it attempts to engage the reader by suggesting how they should feel. It may seem manipulative.
It often uses big words to sound “deep” but doesn’t really say anything new.
The emotional tone stays flat the whole time.
Safe Language
AI avoids strong opinions by using non-committal phrases like “Some say…” and “Others suggest…”. It avoids ruffling feathers or being outright wrong.
Impersonal
AI writing has little personality or regional voice, and it rarely includes personal anecdotes.
Common Formatting Tells
- AI writing usually has no typos or grammatical errors.
- Overuse of em dashes —
- “Quotation marks” for emphasis, especially curly quotes.
- Repeated sentence structures across paragraphs and sections.
- Repeated information across sections.
Accuracy
AI can “hallucinate” facts. Always check sources. References may sound right but not actually exist.
This article is from The Stanford Institute for Human-Centered AI (HAI):
Large language models have a documented tendency to “hallucinate,” or make up false information. In one highly-publicized case, a New York lawyer faced sanctions for citing ChatGPT-invented fictional cases in a legal brief; many similar cases have since been reported. And our previous study of general-purpose chatbots found that they hallucinated between 58% and 82% of the time on legal queries, highlighting the risks of incorporating AI into legal practice.
AI on Trial: Legal Models Hallucinate in 1 out of 6 (or More) Benchmarking Queries
In Summary
AI seems like a shortcut to getting articles written in a hurry. But AI doesn’t usually add new ideas. Instead, it repeats and reinforces the same point.
Its strength is gathering and smoothing information but its fatal weakness is depth and originality.
If an article looks too polished, trust your instincts. Use one of the tools below to check.
Is It Wrong to Use AI?
Not completely.
AI is useful for gathering facts from multiple sources and summarizing that information, but it often falls short when writing full articles.
In this writer’s opinion, AI is better as a tool, not a replacement for human writing.
Resources
There are tools that can help identify AI articles, but none are perfect. Don’t rely on just one. Use a few and compare. The following tools have free options.
Quotes: The Instruction of Ankhsheshonq on Cats
The Instruction of Ankhsheshonq is an ancient Egyptian papyrus containing maxims, words to live by.
Do not laugh at a cat.
A cat that loves fruit hates him who eats it.
Apps for Anipals
Purrrr This is a list of some of useful tools used by @kittehboi. Some are installable, some are web-based. Many are free.
Note: Many if these apps are cross-platform. Look for these apps in the iTunes store or Google Play.
Must have
- AVG Antivirus Free is essential free protection that won’t let you down. Paid security suite available.
- CCleaner Clean up, speed up, and fix your PC.
- Auslogics Duplicate File Finder creates space on your computer by finding and deleting duplicate files. The free version finds and displays duplicate files but selecting and deleting is manual. Deleted files can be backed up for later verification.
- NordVPN encrypts your internet connection and hides your IP address and location, making you much safer and more private online.
For Creators
- GIMP is “The Free & Open Source Image Editor”: A cross-platform image editor available for GNU/Linux, macOS, and Windows. There are many community-generated plugins to add functionality. There’s even a PhotoGIMP patch to optimize GIMP 3.0+ for Adobe Photoshop users.
- Canva is a free-to-use online graphic design tool. Use it to create social media posts, presentations, posters, videos, logos and more.
- NightCafe Studio is the AI Art Generator for AI artists, enthusiasts and content creators. Imagine it, create it, share it.
- Public Domain Sources from @kittehboi on The Anipal Times lists places to get free media for posts, artwork, etc
For nerds.
- KiCad is A Cross Platform and Open Source PCB Design Suite
- FreeCAD is Your own 3D parametric modeler
- Blender – professional 3D software, completely free.
- DVDStyler is a cross-platform free DVD authoring application that makes possible for video enthusiasts to create professional-looking DVDs.
- FileZilla®, the free FTP solution. The FileZilla Client not only supports FTP, but also FTP over TLS (FTPS) and SFTP. It is open source software
- Arduino IDE is a modern code editor for Arduino embedded system boards.
Is Your Food Safe? (non-US English-speakers)
In Is Your Food Safe? (US) we discussed the three main departments that help keep food safe in the United States. Other countries have similar programs in place. We’ll cover English-speaking countries: the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. If you would like to submit information on non-English-speaking countries, please contact us!
United Kingdom
In the UK, three main organizations help keep food safe, both for humans and pets: the Food Standards Agency (FSA), the Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs (Defra), and the UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA).
- Food Standards Agency (FSA):
The FSA makes sure food is safe to eat, properly labeled, and handled the right way. It also works with local authorities to check shops and restaurants.
The FSA website has easy-to-read food safety information, including alerts and recalls. - Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs (Defra):
Defra helps oversee farming, food production, and animal welfare. It works to keep the food supply safe and reliable. - UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA):
UKHSA studies and tracks food-related illnesses. It looks into outbreaks and helps stop them from spreading.
Canada
Three main organizations help keep food safe in Canada: the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA), Health Canada, and the Public Health Agency of Canada (PHAC).
- Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA):
CFIA checks food products, enforces safety rules, and makes sure labels are correct. It also handles recalls. - Health Canada:
Health Canada sets the rules for food safety. It decides what is safe to use in food and how it should be labeled. - Public Health Agency of Canada (PHAC):
PHAC tracks foodborne illness and investigates outbreaks. It works with local health groups to respond quickly.
Australia
Three main groups help keep food safe in Australia: Food Standards Australia New Zealand (FSANZ), the Department of Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry, and state and territory health departments.
- Food Standards Australia New Zealand (FSANZ):
FSANZ sets the rules for food safety, including labeling and ingredients.
FSANZ provides food safety information and recall notices for the public. - Department of Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry (DAFF):
This department checks imported food and helps protect Australia from unsafe products. - State and Territory Health Departments:
Many health and safety programs are managed at the local level, including health and safety inspections. They also respond to local food safety issues.
New Zealand
Food safety in New Zealand is mainly handled by Food Standards Australia New Zealand (FSANZ), the Ministry for Primary Industries (MPI), and local public health services.
- Food Standards Australia New Zealand (FSANZ):
FSANZ sets the rules for food safety, including labeling and ingredients.
FSANZ provides food safety information and recall notices for the public. - Ministry for Primary Industries (MPI):
MPI makes sure food is safe to eat. It oversees food production, imports, and exports, and manages recalls.
MPI provides simple food safety guidance and a list of recalls for consumers. - National Public Health Service (NPHS): NPHS is responsible for preventing illness and disease, protecting population health, and promoting wellbeing and hauora. NPHS has teams in all regions of Aotearoa New Zealand.
- Health New Zealand Te Whatu Ora:
Local health services track foodborne illness and respond to outbreaks.

