TJ and Bart! Prepare for doggie insights! We’ll also bark about music from time to time, too!
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Music time!
Good evening! Dis is Bart! And dis is TJ! We’re writing together again! Bart: Dat’s right! And guess what we’re writing about???? TJ: Daddy’s 70s countdown! Bart: You see Daddy always listens to these old songs counted down again. Honestly, a little embarrassing. TJ: Dere’s this song called ‘Margaritaville!’ What does that even mean? Bart:…
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Bart’s Answer
Good evening everyone. Dis is Bart. Last time out my brudda TJ had some fun with me. Now it’s my turn! TJ: Oh, what are you going to say? Bart: TJ, what do you do when the thunderbolts come? TJ: Well Bart: You get sacwwed! You run awound barking…like dat will make a difference to…
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TJ’s Freedom
Hello! Dis is TJ. I have a special column this week. Dis is Bart. Don’t you mean we have a special column? TJ Well Bart actually I am writing about you. Bart: You are? TJ: Yes! My brother Bart. He’s a cute little doggo. Bart: I’m not that little! TJ: Bart the froggies look you…
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We’re back!
Good evening everyone! It’s Bart from TJ and Bart! How are you? Dis is TJ. We know it’s been a while since you heard from us. But we are back now! Bart: Yeah, we were on vacation. TJ, Bart, we’re dogs. Life is a vacation. Bart: Yeah, but dis was an official one TJ: Oh?…
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We’re back!
Good evening y’all! It’s Bart from TJ and Bart, and we are back! TJ: Yes, it’s good to be back. We need to snooze. So, what shall we talk about tonight, Bart? Bart: Let’s talk about food TJ: Dis is a good idea Bart: One of the stwange dings about hoomans is dat dey think…
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Walking in the Cold
Hello! Dis is Bart! We are TJ and Bart, and we are ready with a new article for the Anipal Times! Dis is TJ! We take our duties as writers seriously. And we have a vewy important topic today. Walking in da cold. Bart: Dat’s wight, TJ. Now we live in Florida, so it does…
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Happy New Year!
Bart: Hello, Anipals! Dis is Bart from the team of TJ and Bart! Our first article of da new year! Happy New Year! TJ: Dis is TJ. I feel like 2026 is going to be a wonderful year for all of us! Bart: I agwee, TJ. You know I have heard of dis human thing…
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TJ and Bart: Christmas Tree!
Bart: Good evening, Anipal Times readers! Here we are, TJ and Bart! I’m Bart. Why is your name always first, TJ? TJ: Dis is TJ. Bart, what difference does dat make? I think it’s because I’se a better-looking doggo. Bart: WHAT???? TJ: Never mind, Bart. Let’s get to our subject tonight. Christmas trees. Bart: Dis…
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TJ and Bart: Tail Sniffing
Bart: Hewwo, Anipal Times Readers! This is Bart, and we, TJ and Bart, are ready to write another column. TJ: Dis is TJ, and dis is an important column. Doggos have asked us dis question: Why do our humans become upset when we sniff each other’s tails? Bart: It is stwange, TJ. What is da…
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TJ and Bart: Walking in da Rain
TJ: Good evening! We are TJ and Bart. We are both Doxies, and we write for da Anipal Times. Dis is TJ. Bart: Dis is Bart. I am a purebred Doxie. TJ is a mix. But we love him anyway. TJ: Dat not nice, Bart. Bart: It’s da truth! TJ: Okay, let’s talk about doggie…
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