Good evening y’all! It’s Bart from TJ and Bart, and we are back!
TJ: Yes, it’s good to be back. We need to snooze. So, what shall we talk about tonight, Bart?
Bart: Let’s talk about food
TJ: Dis is a good idea
Bart: One of the stwange dings about hoomans is dat dey think there are only a few times in the day that you should eat.
TJ: Dis is boring. We say, eat anytime during the day or night!
Bart: Now, also, we ask, what to eat?
TJ: Anything!
Bart: Dat makes sense!
TJ: Da hoomans want to feed us canned food called dog food. Do they call their food ‘hooman food’?
Bart: Dis is stwange. But hoomans are stwange.
TJ: Yes. Why do they always scoop up our poop?
Bart: TJ, let’s stick to one subject.
TJ: Towwy!
Bart: Dat’s okay. What do you really like to eat, TJ?
TJ: Pizza.
Bart: But our hooman doesn’t let us eat pizza.
TJ: That doesn’t mean we can’t eat it when they aren’t looking.
Bart: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, dis is twue.
TJ: And it’s also fun to eat each other’s food.
Bart: I don’t like it when you eat my food.
TJ: So?
Bart: Whatever. When is your favorite time to eat?
TJ: Anytime! When we finish writing dis, I say we eat!
Bart: What shall we eat?
TJ: Snausauges!
Bart: Dis is a good idea! Well, dat’s all, folks. We won’t wait that long before writing again.
TJ: Dat’s right! Hope you enjoyed dis! Time to chow down!
The Anipal Times 