Sassy’s @3phibotticelli humor and joke column.
Sassy is an American Eskimo Dog trying to get a giggle from woo and a woof from me!
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Da Nerve: A Column by Sassy
October 12 Da Nerve! Hugs, hi everyone. *Sassy wavy paws. I am a dog and I contribute to the Fabulous Anipal Times. These are my insights about my fuzzy, doggy life. What do you call a horse that stays up late? A Night Mare! Bahaha! Da Nerve! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Woof. Woof who? Woof…
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Da Nerve: A Column by Sassy
A cat ran into my house today! Up my stairs and then sat all snuggly in my window. Da bold nerve. I woofed my face off, but he had to be shown out. Keep walking, cat. Da nerve! How do you tell if it is a dogwood tree? By its bark! Da nerve! Knock knock.…
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Da Nerve: A Column by Sassy
Have you ever wondered why all the good stuff is hidden under a hard shell? Like watermelon? Let me at it! Yum. Da Nerve! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ooze! Ooze who? Ooze a good dog! Bahahah. Wuvu. Da Nerve! Why do peeps have to blow their noses? Super loud and messy, if you ask me.…
