A cat ran into my house today! Up my stairs and then sat all snuggly in my window. Da bold nerve. I woofed my face off, but he had to be shown out. Keep walking, cat. Da nerve!
How do you tell if it is a dogwood tree? By its bark! Da nerve!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten who? Quit kitten around and open the door! Da nerve!
In Legally Blonde, 2001, Bruiser the dog rode around in a purse. Momma, where is my ride? Da Nerve!
What do dogs bark out before every meal? Bone Appetit! Hee Hee. Da Nerve!
Saw a pigeon looking at me the other day. Looking. Strutting. Looking. Strutting. Move along, weirdo. Those are my moves. Da Nerve!
What does a Scotty dog say when it is scared? I am Terrier-fied. Hahaha hee. Da Nerve!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Feline. Feline who? Feline fine for Summertime! Da Nerve!
I like to chase autumn leaves and then eat them. What? Don’t you do that in the fall too? Da Nerve!
What do you call a doggy rock star? Su-Paw-Star! Pfft hee hee Da Nerve!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Roo! Roo who? Roo roo aroo arooooo let me go out in the yard. Da Nerve!
Da Nerve: A Column by Sassy
The Anipal Times 