Have you ever wondered why all the good stuff is hidden under a hard shell? Like watermelon? Let me at it! Yum. Da Nerve!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ooze! Ooze who? Ooze a good dog! Bahahah. Wuvu. Da Nerve!

Why do peeps have to blow their noses? Super loud and messy, if you ask me. Dogs and cats don’t do it. Not ever. Get with it, humans. Da Nerve!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Defense! Defense who? De Fence has a hole in it and that is how I chased the bunny! Da Nerve!

Do you ever stop to think what people did when they saw an eclipse back in the 1500s? Must have fweaked Em out! Lots of running around. Thinking it was all over! Hee hee. I just napped through this one. Da Nerve!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is take me for a walk! Da nerve!

Why is it OK for peeps to wake us up to go to things like the pup daycare, or da vet, but it is not OK for us to wake them up for walks and hugs? Da Nerve!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Eileen! Eileen who? I leaned over to pet the dog and fell off the bed. Da Nerve!