October 12 Da Nerve!

Hugs, hi everyone. *Sassy wavy paws. I am a dog and I contribute to the Fabulous Anipal Times. These are my insights about my fuzzy, doggy life.

What do you call a horse that stays up late? A Night Mare! Bahaha!
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Woof. Woof who? Woof you believe I forgot the punchline?

What do you call a car full of bison? A buffalo-load.
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Why do TV shows and movies have more dogs than cats as pets, unless it is a show about witches?
Lassie, Because of Winn-Dixie, Beethoven, Bolt, Marley & Me, Airbud, Balto, 101 Dalmatians, Benji, Fox and the Hound, Rin Tin Tin, and well, just Carbonel and Bewitched.
Just reporting the facts.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Paws. Paws who? Paws right there and rub my belly. Hee hee
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What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neighh-bor.
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barkeep says, “Hey.” And the horse says, “Yes, please.”
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A snail buys a car from the dealer and asks for a custom paint job.
The staff writes down that a big letter S is to be painted on the new car for the new snail customer.
Upon delivery, the staff asked the snail, “Sir, why did you want a giant S painted on the side of your brand new car?” The snail says, “ Because when I go driving down the street, I want everyone to say, ‘Look at that Escargot!’”
Bahaha Da Nerve!