Nipclub August 13, 2026: Sekurity Update
Nipclub August 13th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift It’s an eclipse party! We’re all wearing special viewing glasses! I was a little late tonight because of some human-caused thing involving a “networking event”, whatever that is. Pearl was serving up the sugar group when I walked in and took…
Quote: Paula Poundstone on Cats
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.— Paula Poundstone, source unspecified.
Bart’s Answer
Good evening everyone. Dis is Bart. Last time out my brudda TJ had some fun with me. Now it’s my turn! TJ: Oh, what are you going to say? Bart: TJ, what do you do when the thunderbolts come? TJ: Well Bart: You get sacwwed! You run awound barking…like dat will make a difference to…
Nipclub August 6, 2026: Sekurity Update
Nipclub August 6th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift It’s Cover Song Night at Nipclub! Woot Woot! I arrived to the smell of crispy fried fish, fries, and K-Boi at the bar. Gator, Mizz Bassie, Moo were there, and Moo had saved me some fish and chips. Unfortunately, K-Boi had…
Quote: Jules Verne on Cats
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.— Jules Verne, source unspecified.
Alfie Book Review: The Land of Neverendings
I’m Alfie and here’s the latest From The Toybox.. Fitz (@Fitzfindsjoy) has been reading a lot of teddy bear-related books. He has recently finished one that he wants you to know about. It’s called ‘The Land of Neverendings’ and it is by the late Kate Saunders. The Land of Neverendings is a fantasy novel about…
Nipclub July 30, 2026: Sekurity Update
Nipclub July 30th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift It’s Shark Week at Nipclub! I was in my scuba gear and had Bruce, my sekurity sidekick shark to help meowt. Everyone snacked on sharky cupcakes and ice cream with Gummi sharks when I arrived. I greeted Moo, and she talked…
Sixty Thousand Lakes and More
By Angel Alma This summer the important word is WATER. Nature is thirsty, wildfires rage, and the demand for water grows. Finland has been lucky so far, although we have a history of wildfires too. The South East experiences sporadic, gentle rain, yielding lush greenery in lawns and gardens. We had some heavy showers, with…
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