Da Nerve!
Why do the peeps gather all the leaves from the yard and put them in bags, when I can simply munch them all after I pounce them? Let me at it!
Da Nerve!
What’s a top one per center’s favorite board game? Yacht – Zee!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Herring! Herring who? Herring is believing, and we believe in you.
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Why do some peeps keep fish in a bowl? Round and round they go! Free da fish.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Carp! Carp who? Carpe diem, seize the day, anipals!
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I saw a cat in a tree today. Looked super comfy. Her tail swished at me, and I woofed hello. I can’t fit up there, but if I could, she would let me sit by her. I know it.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Tuna! Tuna who? Turn up the heat; my fins are freezing.
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At a picnic, why isn’t it OK to stick my nose in every single dish on the blanket? You are down here on my turf, Momma! Da Nerve!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cod! Cod who? Cod you open the door and let me in?
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Da Nerve-A Column by Sassy
