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Nipclub October 8, 2026: Sekurity Update

Nipclub Oct 8, 2026
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Nipclub October 8th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

Nipclub Autumn Leaves Viewing Party!

I hurried into the bar just in time, where Moo tempted me with a whiskey sour and delicious baked Brie in pastry. I realized I hadn’t changed into my Sekurity uniform, so I disappeared for a few minutes to go change into our tan uniforms with the park ranger hats.

Gator walked in muttering something about a lack of meteors.

Pearl was having a snack before her shift started. The baked brie was very popular!

Gator said the Draconid shower was active, and peak viewing occurred early evening, yet he saw nothing. Very disappointed.

Gator likes to keep up with all matters astronomical.

Mizz Bassie walked in, so I asked about Armani. Mizz Bassie said Armani was back to his old self despite still trying to dial in the insulin.

Pearl said hello to everyone before going behind the bar.

Gator talked about dark sky areas for seeing meteors and shooting stars, and Moo piped up and mentioned they have dark skies where she lives in Australia; they exist in Jakku as well. It’s fairly dark where Pearl is, so she can observe a large part of the night sky.

Pearl’s animals are all good, and the new orange kitty is getting bigger. They must have gotten him while he was still a kitten.

Angus was there and mentioned he had a hurricane warning at his house. We all wished him and his humans safety. He’s near the Gulf Coast of Mississippi, so hopefully it won’t be too bad.

We’re all praying for our pals in Florida. 

Pearl served Autumn Ale beer, warm apple cider shots, and butternut squash bruschetta to everyone while we worried about the hurricanes. Pearl shared a photo of her Ember, a fluffy orange cat. I waved to P and Jeego while Mizz Bassie spoke to them.

Angus showed off his new fall wardrobe: a snappy plaid vest and a woven muffler in warm oranges and brown tones. Purrfect with all the pretty autumn leaves!

We admired pictures of Angus and Louis’ various costumes, and a few images of Louis and his late tabby brofur Heath. Heath was a legend! 

Pearl poured the shots while Louis and Angus discussed playing some music. We were ready to party, LATE NITE style!

Louis started us off with Barry Manilow’s “Weekend in New England,” and Chicago’s “Color my World,” for some easy autumn vibes.

Pearl served more food: pizza with ricotta, sun-dried tomato, squash, and fresh sage, plus more drinks. The pizza was incredible! There is something about a wood-fired pizza oven. 

Louis changed it up with rock music from In Living Color, “Cult of Personality.” What a great jam!

TJS was here and greeted everyone while we danced around the bar.

The Bangles “Hazy Shade of Winter” played while we drank and had fun while Pearl brought out a ginormous apple crumble pie cheesecake! After that, Pearl went home, and I stepped behind the bar for LATE LATE NITE.

Louis was still playing music while I served hot buttered rum drinks. Moo announced she had to go, so I walked her out to the black SUV with a box of snacks and a sippy cup with hot buttered rum for her to drink on the way home.

Kira showed up. What a pleasant surprise! We hadn’t seen her for over a year, maybe longer. I offered more snacks to everyone and asked about some other friends we hadn’t seen for a while. 

Louis was still playing music, and I served some baked Brie pastries and cocktails. It was getting very late.

Amber and Precious popped in and out, announced they were leaving, so I prepared delicious leftovers for them to take.

Louis played his last song and posted his playlist. Only a few of us left! I poured the cognac before cleaning up the bar. There were a few stragglers.

I cleaned up, set out some snacks to go, set the alarm, and walked outside to my waiting helicopter. The air was crisp, cool, and it smelled like autumn!

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

Nipclub October 1, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub October 1st, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

Oct. 1 was Pumpkin Spice Day! Who knew? And it was already everywhere!

Gator was calling out the next shift’s staff just as I arrived, right on time. Moo greeted me with maple pecan pumpkin spice ice cream and pumpkin spice pancakes. I whispered and asked if she had anything that wasn’t pumpkin spice flavored.

Mizz Bassie arrived and greeted everyone; there were already 24 pals at the bar, including DJ K-Boi!

Pearl arrived for her shift and served pumpkin sammich cookies and some kind of orange-colored pumpkin-flavored beverage. Gator said it had rained at his house, as well as the huge rainstorm at Pearl’s home. Jakku had a lot of rain on Tuesday. It was epic; the storm was the dregs from cyclone Polo!

It seems like cooler weather is showing up for many now.

Hooray for autumn!

Mizz Bassie said Armani was doing better, but they’re still trying to get the insulin dose dialed in. Pearl’s new rescue kitty, Mr. Man, was doing well; she shared a photo of the orange boi relaxing.

TJS showed up early and greeted everyone. 

Pearl served pumpkin wine along with fresh lobster over a bed of pumpkin risotto. I thought I would try it, as it at least sounded savory. The pumpkin wine sounded atrocious, though.

George the Duck showed up and hugged everyone. It was nice to catch up since we hadn’t seen him in a long time.

Jerry the Tuxedo showed up as well! It seemed like a million years since we’d seen him!

Pearl served more noms: pumpkin spice lasagna and dirty niptinis. I took the drink but passed on the lasagna. Then Pearl came over a few minutes later with my niptini and a pumpkin-shaped pepperoni pizza.

No pumpkin spice in sight!

It was heavenly! Mizz Bassie smelled the delicious pizza and grabbed a slice.

Angus and Louis arrived for LATE NITE tag team DJing as usual.

Pearl talked to Gator about a new Nipclub theme idea; she said that Oct. 20th is Cryptid Day! Gator said he had themes for the rest of the year but on Oct. 29th it is a monster movie theme, so maybe combine the two? I mentioned kaiju (Japanese monsters) to Pearl and Gator. We all agreed that more monsters would be good.

The music was playing, and we were all having a great time. Louis was playing autumnal music, including Frank Sinatra and Smashing Pumpkins, while Gator and I talked about various past Godzilla avatars while Pearl served some kind of pumpkin spice latte Jell-O shot monstrosity.

I just sipped my icy-cold dirty niptini, oblivious to the pumpkin spice all around me. 

Moo came back while Pearl made cocktails free of pumpkin flavor or spice, so I took one and gestured for Moo to join me at the bar. Right after that, Pearl left for home, and I took over the bar, secretly knowing I would serve nothing with pumpkin spice. It will be my secret.

I served some Negroni cocktails (they’re at least orange-colored) and lobster mac and cheese while Gator and I talked about kaiju films like War of the Gargantuas.

Louis talked about a spooky music playlist and shared various ideas with us. Gator and I added a few songs to his list while I served more snacks, and he played more tunes. Louis played October by U2 as the last song while I served jalapeño poppers wrapped with prosciutto as we talked about going to out-of-town concerts.

 Gator noted Nipclub was trending on X; Angus said we were trending as well! Awesomeness! We were all getting tired, so I offered noms to take home and to-go cups for the drinks.

It’s Nipclub, so we can do what we want!

We all talked a bit about live music and clearly, everyone was fading so we called it and put out the “We’re Closed” neon sign.

Time to head out.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

The Black Dragon

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The Black Dragon
The Black Dragon
by kittehboi and ChatGPT

The Uda tennō gyoki (宇多天皇御記) is the personal diary of Emperor Uda, the 59th emperor of Japan. It contains the oldest surviving written record of a pet cat in Japanese history.

In a quiet hour, I find myself wishing to write about my cat.

There is one black cat.

Minamoto no Kuwashi brought him to court when he returned from his service in Dazaifu and presented him to my late father, the Emperor. His coloring is unlike that of any other cat I have seen. Other black cats are only somewhat dark. This one alone is black as ink.

His appearance is rather like a fine hunting hound. He is a foot and five inches long and perhaps six inches high.

When he curls himself up, he becomes as small and compact as a grain of black millet. When he stretches himself out, he is long like a drawn bow.

His eyes glitter brilliantly, dazzling as the points of needles. The tips of his ears stand perfectly upright and do not tremble.

When he lies down and curls himself into a circle, neither his feet nor his tail can be seen. He looks for all the world like a polished black jewel resting in its hollow.

When he walks, he makes no sound at all.

He moves like a black dragon passing silently through the clouds.

By nature he seems fond of stretching and exercising his body, almost as though he understood the ancient exercises of the Five Animals. He lowers his head and tail toward the ground and arches his back astonishingly high. Perhaps this is why his coat has such a beautiful gloss.

And he is an excellent hunter. At night he catches mice more swiftly than other cats.

My late father delighted in him for several days and then gave him to me. I have cared for him now for five years. Every morning I give him milk porridge.

It is not merely because he is unusually clever and agile that I cherish him. He was given to me by my father. Though he is only a small creature, for that reason especially I have grown deeply attached to him and have taken particular pleasure in raising him.

And so I said to him:

“You possess the forces of yin and yang within you, and you have been given a body complete with limbs and senses. If you have a heart, surely you understand how I feel about you.”

At this, the cat sighed.

He raised his head and looked up into my face.

It seemed as though his breast were full of feeling, but he had no words with which to speak.

OTLFP September 2026 Wrap-Up

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9/5/2026
Episode #413 was huge fun with Chase as Special Guest.
Chase helps his mum after his dad passed away, and they travel together and have lovely adventures the way his dad wanted them to.They have traveled in the UK to Norfolk and the Lake District. And they have traveled internationally to the Canary Islands and Atlantic Canada. Lots of fun adventures and meeting up with Twitty pals.

Ziggy is a lovely boy looking for his furever home. He’s available in Lancashire @BleakholtUK.

9/12/2026
Episode #414 was one for audience interaction with 2 questions:
What is your favorite place to visit, and what would you bring to an #OTLFP beach party?
It was fun to hear all the responses, from their own backyards to hiking trails to holiday locations. And they got pretty creative with the beach party answers, too. It made us at #OTLFP think about the possibility of a beach party show in the near future. Hmmmm…..

Latte is a beautiful 8-year-old hound mix in rescue art @PawsCgicago. She’s waiting for her furever home.

9/26/2026
We had such a fun and interesting interview with Lily @sirspencerpug for our 415th episode!
We learned about how Spencer and Tanner raised Lily and taught her family values. She has written lovely books that are all available on Amazon.com. And she keeps things in tip-top shape in her neighborhood! We really enjoyed having Lily back on our stage!

Titus was our adoption pet for the week. He’s such a handsome fellow who is available at BestFriends.org.

Thank you! 

Pixie

Nipclub September 24, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub September 24th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

It’s Blues Night!

We celebrated with splendid music, southern food, and when I arrived, K-Boi was spinning the classic Delta blues in the DJ booth. Moo greeted me at the door with a plate of sticky Memphis-style BBQ ribs, grilled corn, and hot, salty fries! Plus, there were grits with fried catfish as well. Wow, meow, everything smelled so good and tasted even better!

Moo showed everyone gorgeous photos of the Australian beach near her home and mentioned seeing whales and dolphins on her beach. Pearl let us know another storm might hit, so if she disappeared, she had lost power. That pesky hurricane coming up from Mexico!

Mizz Bassie was there, and she told us that Armani the cat was doing so much better on a different insulin dose. Hooray! Pearl asked me if my humans had received any hurricane remnants, and the storm hit the east side of the county today but did not affect their home.

Moo wanted to share a drink with me before leaving for a while because her human had to go shopping.

We sat at the bar.

Someone mentioned coyotes, and earlier that evening, my human heard them very close to the house making all kinds of yipping noises and yelled out the window to “Shut up!”. It worked! Apparently, Gator’s human has done the same thing!

Pearl served noms like jambalaya and whiskey cocktails. We were still talking about coyotes, wildlife encounters, and trail cams.

Pearl mentioned the tarantula migration, which sounded crazy! But she thinks it’s just males out looking for females, so it was just mating season.

K-Boi played music earlier, so Angus showed up and Louis jumped in the booth for LATE NITE. Pearl served delightful grilled peaches. Louis started out by playing Stevie Ray Vaughan and George Thorogood. I requested Son House and Louis played Dead Letter Blues for me!

Pearl said there was hail nearby and mentioned how it destroys solar panels and plants, and that trailer parks seem to attract tornadoes! Louis played Jailhouse Rock by Elvis while we talked about hailstorms and dimpled cars.

Mizz Bassie took off to take care of Armani.

Louis played Etta James while Pearl served up bourbon bread pudding with butterscotch sauce and ice cream. Decadence!

Pearl and I kept talking about the weather when haboobs came up. Louis believed “haboob” was a fabricated word! I showed him a photo of one that hit Phoenix last summer. It appeared massive, like a scene from a movie! Time for more noms, shrimp Po’ boys and some delta red wine for all!

And a potent drink for Louis since he had trouble comprehending the haboob photo.

Pearl needed to take off for the evening, leaving me in the bar. Louis mentioned his daddy makes Cajun spaghetti, so Gator and I wanted to know more about that! We breathlessly waited for the recipe details. Gator even brought out napkins and spoons! I started cooking and Gator poured the wine.

Moo appeared just in time for a nightcap and some Cajun spaghetti. Moo told us it was afternoon tea for her, as I forgot about the time change from Australian to Jakku.

Gator, Louis, and I were still at the bar until late, and we chatted about food, haboobs, and music. Gator had a few last songs to play after Louis finished his set list, and I put some Po’ boys into bags for everyone to take home.

Gator and I closed it up and followed Louis out the door.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat