October 12 Da Nerve!
Hugs, hi everyone. *Sassy wavy paws. I am a dog and I contribute to the Fabulous Anipal Times. These are my insights about my fuzzy, doggy life.
What do you call a horse that stays up late? A Night Mare! Bahaha!
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Woof. Woof who? Woof you believe I forgot the punchline?
What do you call a car full of bison? A buffalo-load.
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Why do TV shows and movies have more dogs than cats as pets, unless it is a show about witches?
Lassie, Because of Winn-Dixie, Beethoven, Bolt, Marley & Me, Airbud, Balto, 101 Dalmatians, Benji, Fox and the Hound, Rin Tin Tin, and well, just Carbonel and Bewitched.
Just reporting the facts.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Paws. Paws who? Paws right there and rub my belly. Hee hee
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What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neighh-bor.
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barkeep says, “Hey.” And the horse says, “Yes, please.”
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A snail buys a car from the dealer and asks for a custom paint job.
The staff writes down that a big letter S is to be painted on the new car for the new snail customer.
Upon delivery, the staff asked the snail, “Sir, why did you want a giant S painted on the side of your brand new car?” The snail says, “ Because when I go driving down the street, I want everyone to say, ‘Look at that Escargot!’”
Bahaha Da Nerve!
Hugs bestie. I can’t decide if my favourite is the neighbour or the escargot joke. They were all pawsome. Also fink more doggos in films because dey are more cooperative actors. Wuff you da super mostestestestest xx
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Ha ha lol pal 🤣🤣👍🏻
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