Da Nerve: A Column by Sassy

October 12 Da Nerve!

Hugs, hi everyone. *Sassy wavy paws. I am a dog and I contribute to the Fabulous Anipal Times. These are my insights about my fuzzy, doggy life.

What do you call a horse that stays up late? A Night Mare! Bahaha!
Da Nerve!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Woof. Woof who? Woof you believe I forgot the punchline?

What do you call a car full of bison? A buffalo-load.
Da Nerve!

Why do TV shows and movies have more dogs than cats as pets, unless it is a show about witches?
Lassie, Because of Winn-Dixie, Beethoven, Bolt, Marley & Me, Airbud, Balto, 101 Dalmatians, Benji, Fox and the Hound, Rin Tin Tin, and well, just Carbonel and Bewitched.
Just reporting the facts.
Da Nerve!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Paws. Paws who? Paws right there and rub my belly. Hee hee
Da Nerve!

What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neighh-bor.
Da Nerve!

A horse walks into a bar, and the barkeep says, “Hey.” And the horse says, “Yes, please.”
Da Nerve!

A snail buys a car from the dealer and asks for a custom paint job.
The staff writes down that a big letter S is to be painted on the new car for the new snail customer.
Upon delivery, the staff asked the snail, “Sir, why did you want a giant S painted on the side of your brand new car?” The snail says, “ Because when I go driving down the street, I want everyone to say, ‘Look at that Escargot!’”
Bahaha Da Nerve!

Nipclub October 1, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub October 1st, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

Oct. 1 was Pumpkin Spice Day! Who knew? And it was already everywhere!

Gator was calling out the next shift’s staff just as I arrived, right on time. Moo greeted me with maple pecan pumpkin spice ice cream and pumpkin spice pancakes. I whispered and asked if she had anything that wasn’t pumpkin spice flavored.

Mizz Bassie arrived and greeted everyone; there were already 24 pals at the bar, including DJ K-Boi!

Pearl arrived for her shift and served pumpkin sammich cookies and some kind of orange-colored pumpkin-flavored beverage. Gator said it had rained at his house, as well as the huge rainstorm at Pearl’s home. Jakku had a lot of rain on Tuesday. It was epic; the storm was the dregs from cyclone Polo!

It seems like cooler weather is showing up for many now.

Hooray for autumn!

Mizz Bassie said Armani was doing better, but they’re still trying to get the insulin dose dialed in. Pearl’s new rescue kitty, Mr. Man, was doing well; she shared a photo of the orange boi relaxing.

TJS showed up early and greeted everyone. 

Pearl served pumpkin wine along with fresh lobster over a bed of pumpkin risotto. I thought I would try it, as it at least sounded savory. The pumpkin wine sounded atrocious, though.

George the Duck showed up and hugged everyone. It was nice to catch up since we hadn’t seen him in a long time.

Jerry the Tuxedo showed up as well! It seemed like a million years since we’d seen him!

Pearl served more noms: pumpkin spice lasagna and dirty niptinis. I took the drink but passed on the lasagna. Then Pearl came over a few minutes later with my niptini and a pumpkin-shaped pepperoni pizza.

No pumpkin spice in sight!

It was heavenly! Mizz Bassie smelled the delicious pizza and grabbed a slice.

Angus and Louis arrived for LATE NITE tag team DJing as usual.

Pearl talked to Gator about a new Nipclub theme idea; she said that Oct. 20th is Cryptid Day! Gator said he had themes for the rest of the year but on Oct. 29th it is a monster movie theme, so maybe combine the two? I mentioned kaiju (Japanese monsters) to Pearl and Gator. We all agreed that more monsters would be good.

The music was playing, and we were all having a great time. Louis was playing autumnal music, including Frank Sinatra and Smashing Pumpkins, while Gator and I talked about various past Godzilla avatars while Pearl served some kind of pumpkin spice latte Jell-O shot monstrosity.

I just sipped my icy-cold dirty niptini, oblivious to the pumpkin spice all around me. 

Moo came back while Pearl made cocktails free of pumpkin flavor or spice, so I took one and gestured for Moo to join me at the bar. Right after that, Pearl left for home, and I took over the bar, secretly knowing I would serve nothing with pumpkin spice. It will be my secret.

I served some Negroni cocktails (they’re at least orange-colored) and lobster mac and cheese while Gator and I talked about kaiju films like War of the Gargantuas.

Louis talked about a spooky music playlist and shared various ideas with us. Gator and I added a few songs to his list while I served more snacks, and he played more tunes. Louis played October by U2 as the last song while I served jalapeño poppers wrapped with prosciutto as we talked about going to out-of-town concerts.

 Gator noted Nipclub was trending on X; Angus said we were trending as well! Awesomeness! We were all getting tired, so I offered noms to take home and to-go cups for the drinks.

It’s Nipclub, so we can do what we want!

We all talked a bit about live music and clearly, everyone was fading so we called it and put out the “We’re Closed” neon sign.

Time to head out.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

The Black Dragon

The Black Dragon
The Black Dragon
by kittehboi and ChatGPT

The Uda tennō gyoki (宇多天皇御記) is the personal diary of Emperor Uda, the 59th emperor of Japan. It contains the oldest surviving written record of a pet cat in Japanese history.

Whistler by Ann Patchett

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I am a dog. I contribute to the fabulous Anipal Times.

I write my impressions of the books my Momma reads to me each night. I hope you like my book review.

First, I want to explain my rating system for the books I review.

Five paws: A must-read. So good that all my paws are waving. So good that I borrowed a paw from Momma, who types for me, plus added all four of mine.
Four paws: A great read. Enjoy it in the tub.
Three paws: Eh. To read or not to read, if you have extra time, then read it.
Two paws: Likely skip it. Drags on, characters are silly, or just not a good read.
One paw: Seriously, skip it.

Today we have a novel by Ann Patchett called Whistler.

The book starts with a private school teacher, Daphne Fuller, and her hubby being slyly followed by an older man at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. Daphne, in her 50s, is married to Jonathan, in his 70s, and jokes that older men just like to follow her.

The stalker is Eddie Triplett, a Random House editor and one of Daphne’s many childhood stepfathers. Daphne has lunch with Eddie. They rekindled a friendship. Life is in the details, and this book beautifully proves it.Daphne agrees to attend a 50th wedding anniversary dinner with Eddie later. He introduces her to the entire party as his daughter, despite only knowing and being married to her mom for just over a year.

Eddie was indeed responsible for a car accident where he broke his ankle and nine-year-old Daphne dangled from the roof for a bit, but was blessedly not seriously injured.

They reminisce. Daphne says if she put six stepfathers in a lineup, she could have picked him out.

I wiggled at that line.

They also crash a wedding and consider dancing in a water fountain.Eddie is stuck. His life never moved far from a college roommate named Skip and his wife, Polly. He explains his choices to Daphne, who kindly listens. Daphne knew him only as a child, yet tried to help him as an adult. They became fast friends.

Daphne asks if Eddie remembers the horse story he told her in the car after the accident.

Eddie does. He invites her to visit him one day at his editing job.

Daphne goes and sees a framed picture of a horse on his desk. Eddie asks if Daphne remembers the entire horse tale he told her oddly, as she dangled bloodied from the roof in their car accident.

She says yes, yet she thought he invented the story. Eddie tells her no; it was a book proposal his agent found in the newspaper about a Wyoming woman and her horse.

Eddie says he tried to buy the book idea from her for years, but the woman would not sell it. It was about a horse named Whistler. At the time of the car accident, the dire story almost scared her.

It is, like Eddie’s life, stuck in the neutral gear of a car, my momma says.

Eddie gifts Daphne the framed photograph of the horse instead. For years, Eddie has kept it on his office desk. Eddie never turned the proposal into a book, but he has kept the horse’s picture framed and on his office desk for decades.

Yep, you heard me.Daphne states Whistler would have made a splendid book with a little effort. Eddie again tells her the tale of Whistler. A horsewoman on a ranch could call her horse with a whistle, and he would run to her.

One day during a storm, she trots out to find her other horse, Nutmeg, but she loses her way and the horse bucks her off. For days, she lies in a heap talking to long-dead relatives, friends, and her darling OTRB dog, Marty, who told her to just whistle for the horse named Whistler. She finally does, and he comes and finds her. She gets on him, saving herself.I tell Momma, nice story to tell a nine-year-old kid dangling from her seatbelt in a car accident. Woof. Daphne understands now why he told her the story.

Eddie found Daphne in her 50s to save himself.

Daphne is a great pal to Eddie. He teaches her a lot.

Momma wonders why Eddie gets stuck so much, but Daphne has her life enriched by knowing Eddie.

Details make the story.Ann Patchett is a PEN /Faulkner award-winning author of Tom Lake.

We love her. She brings to life the tiny moments of your past that stick, as demonstrated by this quote by Daphne’s husband, who glibly states, “Every teacup comes with a short documentary film.”

Momma guffawed over that one.

Daphne spends her time icing the cake on this one tiny part of her past.This book gets five paws up.

First, it has a horse, but second, it has gorgeous sentences and a meaningful conclusion.

Whistler is an examination of how seemingly insignificant past relationships can come back at you with either a dose of delight, or someone else’s human regrets.

Whistler is worth reading.

Thanks for joining me. Enjoy the fall season, eat some twigs, and roll in the grass until we meet again at Meet Me At The Bookshelf.

*Sassy wavy paws

OTLFP September 2026 Wrap-Up

9/5/2026
Episode #413 was huge fun with Chase as Special Guest.
Chase helps his mum after his dad passed away, and they travel together and have lovely adventures the way his dad wanted them to.They have traveled in the UK to Norfolk and the Lake District. And they have traveled internationally to the Canary Islands and Atlantic Canada. Lots of fun adventures and meeting up with Twitty pals.

Ziggy is a lovely boy looking for his furever home. He’s available in Lancashire @BleakholtUK.

9/12/2026
Episode #414 was one for audience interaction with 2 questions:
What is your favorite place to visit, and what would you bring to an #OTLFP beach party?
It was fun to hear all the responses, from their own backyards to hiking trails to holiday locations. And they got pretty creative with the beach party answers, too. It made us at #OTLFP think about the possibility of a beach party show in the near future. Hmmmm…..

Latte is a beautiful 8-year-old hound mix in rescue art @PawsCgicago. She’s waiting for her furever home.

9/26/2026
We had such a fun and interesting interview with Lily @sirspencerpug for our 415th episode!
We learned about how Spencer and Tanner raised Lily and taught her family values. She has written lovely books that are all available on Amazon.com. And she keeps things in tip-top shape in her neighborhood! We really enjoyed having Lily back on our stage!

Titus was our adoption pet for the week. He’s such a handsome fellow who is available at BestFriends.org.

Thank you! 

Pixie

Nipclub September 24, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub September 24th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

It’s Blues Night!

We celebrated with splendid music, southern food, and when I arrived, K-Boi was spinning the classic Delta blues in the DJ booth. Moo greeted me at the door with a plate of sticky Memphis-style BBQ ribs, grilled corn, and hot, salty fries! Plus, there were grits with fried catfish as well. Wow, meow, everything smelled so good and tasted even better!

Moo showed everyone gorgeous photos of the Australian beach near her home and mentioned seeing whales and dolphins on her beach. Pearl let us know another storm might hit, so if she disappeared, she had lost power. That pesky hurricane coming up from Mexico!

Mizz Bassie was there, and she told us that Armani the cat was doing so much better on a different insulin dose. Hooray! Pearl asked me if my humans had received any hurricane remnants, and the storm hit the east side of the county today but did not affect their home.

Moo wanted to share a drink with me before leaving for a while because her human had to go shopping.

We sat at the bar.

Someone mentioned coyotes, and earlier that evening, my human heard them very close to the house making all kinds of yipping noises and yelled out the window to “Shut up!”. It worked! Apparently, Gator’s human has done the same thing!

Pearl served noms like jambalaya and whiskey cocktails. We were still talking about coyotes, wildlife encounters, and trail cams.

Pearl mentioned the tarantula migration, which sounded crazy! But she thinks it’s just males out looking for females, so it was just mating season.

K-Boi played music earlier, so Angus showed up and Louis jumped in the booth for LATE NITE. Pearl served delightful grilled peaches. Louis started out by playing Stevie Ray Vaughan and George Thorogood. I requested Son House and Louis played Dead Letter Blues for me!

Pearl said there was hail nearby and mentioned how it destroys solar panels and plants, and that trailer parks seem to attract tornadoes! Louis played Jailhouse Rock by Elvis while we talked about hailstorms and dimpled cars.

Mizz Bassie took off to take care of Armani.

Louis played Etta James while Pearl served up bourbon bread pudding with butterscotch sauce and ice cream. Decadence!

Pearl and I kept talking about the weather when haboobs came up. Louis believed “haboob” was a fabricated word! I showed him a photo of one that hit Phoenix last summer. It appeared massive, like a scene from a movie! Time for more noms, shrimp Po’ boys and some delta red wine for all!

And a potent drink for Louis since he had trouble comprehending the haboob photo.

Pearl needed to take off for the evening, leaving me in the bar. Louis mentioned his daddy makes Cajun spaghetti, so Gator and I wanted to know more about that! We breathlessly waited for the recipe details. Gator even brought out napkins and spoons! I started cooking and Gator poured the wine.

Moo appeared just in time for a nightcap and some Cajun spaghetti. Moo told us it was afternoon tea for her, as I forgot about the time change from Australian to Jakku.

Gator, Louis, and I were still at the bar until late, and we chatted about food, haboobs, and music. Gator had a few last songs to play after Louis finished his set list, and I put some Po’ boys into bags for everyone to take home.

Gator and I closed it up and followed Louis out the door.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

This Book Made Me Think of You by Libby Page

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Hugs everyone! *Sassy wavy paws.

I am a dog. I contribute to the fabulous Anipal Times.

I write my impressions of the books my Momma reads to me each night. I hope you like my book review.

First, I want to explain my ranking system for the books I review.

Five paws: A must-read. So good that all my paws are waving.
So good that I borrowed a paw from Momma, who types for me, plus added all four of mine.
Four paws: A great read. Enjoy it in the tub.
Three paws: Eh. To read or not to read, if you have extra time, then read it.
Two paws: Likely skip it. Drags on, characters are silly, or just not a good read.
One paw: Seriously, skip it.

Welcome back to another Meet Me at the Bookshelf Book Review. Today we have a romantic offering called This Book Made Me Think of You by Libby Page.

The story involves Matilda Nightingale, a young woman who lost her husband, Joe, six months ago to an illness. They notified “Tilly” that before Joe died, he carefully chose one book a month for his beloved wife to collect at the local bookstore to help her overcome her grief.

Tilly heads over to the store.

Alfie, the store owner, takes a lot of abuse from Tilly, who wants the entire twelve books to be delivered in one swoop.

Alfie refuses.

Tilly trudges home with only that one book.

Even the bookstore cat, Georgette, thought Tilly made a scene.

Tilly carefully reads the note from Joe, included in her first book. It makes her heart sing. Joe chose a children’s book, which inspires Tilly to read again and engage in life, despite her crushing grief.

Rather than return to the scene of her humiliating fit and see Alfie again the next month, Tilly visits the public library and chooses several of her favorite children’s books. She stuffs herself into a reading tent intended for the local under-six kids set and reads her entire haul of books. Tilly doesn’t let any actual kids in to spoil or share her reading space.

One child reports a troll has taken over the castle.

When Tilly finally decamps from the tent, Alfie is hilariously there, just outside her tent, delivering overstock books to the library. Hangdog, Tilly follows him back to the bookstore to collect her second book.

The gorgeous bookstore cat, named Georgette, greets Tilly, sprawled across the office paperwork on the counter. She is the luxurious fourth member of the Book Lane team, and she revels in the attention from Tilly.Alfie and Tilly banter about, comparing cats and book lovers, stating they are similar by being fond of snacks, sun puddles and quiet time.

Georgette, named for the mystery author Georgette Heyer, purrs on while the pair list the books that feature cats like Alice in Wonderland, The Traveling Cat Chronicles, The Cat in the Hat, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Carbonel and The Cat Who Saved Books.

Georgette senses a bond forming.

I alert Momma that it is time for my snack about this point in the adventure. Too much cat talk, I report.

The book-a-month choices by Joe give Tilly the confidence to travel, sing karaoke, read, and open her heart to life.

This book would make a splendid gift for birthdays and holidays. It has various book suggestions and updated titles packed amongst its pages.I give this book four paws up!The characters are quickly familiar, and the book is romantic.

Bonus: The bookstore cat would definitely be my buddy. I might chase Georgette once or twice, but she would forgive me.

I feel love will win the day, and I may get more purrs from my cat pals.

Try this book!

Thanks for joining me. Wuvu. See you next time at Meet Me at the Bookshelf.

*Sassy wavy paws

Nipclub September 17, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub September 17th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

Arrrggg! ‘Tis our yearly Talk Like a Pirate Nipclub bash on Sept.17!

Me vessel, The Dead Reckoning, set sail fer the Nipclub party tavern two days past, now I be finally arrivin’. Moo was servin’ rum drinks to all when I landed.

Gator and P and Jeego be here, and Pearl had come to spin a yarn o’ the great storm that hit her last night, with another brewin’ her way! She showed us the charts, and we spied the ominous clouds through a spyglass!

Pearl was servin’ fresh boiled crabs and rum drinks to all while we fretted over the next storm that might strike her abode. She said the catio be full o’ water.

Mizz Bassie said Armani the cat be home and improvin’ but still shy o’ eatin’. Gator had vanished fer a spell and come back; he drank too much rum and nodded off a few times already!

Angus spotted deviled eggs on the pirate party menu, and I couldn’t believe pirates would eat fancy spiced eggs, with spices from the far east! Gator says everythin’ be delivered to ships these days, using Ship Dash!

Mizz Bassie guessed pirates would eat near anythin’, and I surely planned to try whatever grub be there; even if it be the dreaded fancy spiced eggs!;

Pearl was frettin’ over the storm as the wind had picked up; in fact, she had to leave afore LATE NITE started as she feared losin’ power. Gator and Mizz Bassie have had rain too in recent days; seems to be pourin’ everywhere!

Gator be still here; Louis be talkin’ up his set list and Angus wants to play music too. I heard K-Boi might show up as well.

I be fillin’ in fer Pearl, and hopefully her house be still standin’ come morn. Louis was playin’ pirate tunes and sea shanties, and I’m servin’ rum and more fresh crab.

Gator brought out the custom Nipclub tankards, both plain everyday ones and extra shiny fancy ones! Gator also crafted a giant plank o’ delicious charcuterie with fresh shrimp, and it be epic!

Pearl returned from swabbin’ the deck but might’ve had to head back if the waves rise any higher at her digs! I was servin’ Black Pearl cocktails and vittles, and K-boi showed up! The fine rum drinks be flowin’, and we’re all havin’ a jolly time.

Pearl left again for good; she was fair tuckered out.

I’m servin’ fresh oyster treats and fine rum straight while Gator and I chat about Danny Elfman and his tunes, Oingo Boingo shows, and such. Moo came back, and I served her some fresh oysters.

TJS showed up as usual, near the end of the shindig.

Gator and I be still up talkin’; Louis and Angus faded away early. Or maybe it weren’t early—we just lost track of time.

I started servin’ hot buttered rum nightcaps and warnin’ folks about fallin’ off the dock. Angus reappeared, and Gator gladly savored a hot drink while I cleaned up the galley. After closin’ the bar, I sailed off toward the straits on me ghost ship, The Dead Reckoning.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat