Good evening everyone. Dis is Bart. Last time out my brudda TJ had some fun with me. Now it’s my turn!
TJ: Oh, what are you going to say?
Bart: TJ, what do you do when the thunderbolts come?
TJ: Well
Bart: You get sacwwed! You run awound barking…like dat will make a difference to God.
TJ: It might!
Bart: Uh huh. And then TJ twy to act like Mr Toughhie dog to the big dogs around us.
TJ: I am defending our home, Bart.
Bart: TJ, the other doggies are laughing at you.
TJ: Dey are not! I am like Rocky! Dey fear me.
Bart: You more like Daffy Duck.
TJ: Stop dat!
Bart: And then you are such a fussy eater! I eat anything Daddy gives us. But you, it has to be special!
TJ: I don’t eat just anything, Bart.
Bart: TJ, it’s all doggie food. And besides,. you twy to eat the froggies outside
TJ: I am a carnivore.
Bart: A what ovore?
TJ: Carnivore! King of the beasts!
Bart: As long as da beasts are under 25 pounds.
TJ: Knock it off, Bart! I might just go solo!
Bart: You needs me, TJ.
TJ: Sure I do…every dog needs a mascot.
Bart: Hush! Well, everyone, we hope you have liked these last two columns. We have gotten things off our chests.
TJ: Next time we write together again! Bart, what should we write about?
Bart: Grass: How should you eat it?
T: OOOOOOOOh
Bart: See you next time, everyone!
The Anipal Times 