Dinner?

Good afternoon everyone. It’s Bart with TJ and Bart! We have our new column ready!

Dis is TJ. Bart has kept me in da dark about what dis column is about.

Bart: You can participate, TJ. It’s about you!

TJ: It is?

Bart: Yes. Why do you twy to eat da froggies and da lizards around da house?

TJ: Because I am protecting da house!

Bart: From froggies and lizards???

TJ: Okay, I am hungwy!

Bart: But why are you eating dem? Daddy feeds us all the time.

TJ: I am a natural hunter, Bart.

Bart: Not many hunters that are 22 pounds, TJ.

TJ: That’s twenty-one pounds more than you. Bart!

Bart: ‘Dat’s not twue!

TJ: The reason you don’t eat the fwoggies and lizards is they are all bigger than you.

Bart: Daddy! Make him stop!

TJ: You started this!

Bart: TJ, Daddy has had to pry those dead things from your mouth. You think he likes doing that?

TJ: He could let me eat them!

Bart: But then you would get sick!

TJ: He don’t know that!

Bart: I think we should stick with our doggie food. And get Daddy to feed us some of his.

TJ: You can do that. I still hunt for my meals. I can lives off the land.

Bart: Uh huh. So, can I have your doggie food?

TJ: No!

Bart: But if you are catching food outside???

TJ: Sometimes they get away.

Bart: Yeah, they do. I think that’s funny.

TJ: They think you’re funny because they didn’t know doggies could be dat small.

Bart: Daddy!

TJ: See you next time, folks!