Hello! Dis is TJ. I have a special column this week.
Dis is Bart. Don’t you mean we have a special column?
TJ Well Bart actually I am writing about you.
Bart: You are?
TJ: Yes! My brother Bart. He’s a cute little doggo.
Bart: I’m not that little!
TJ: Bart the froggies look you eye to eye.
Bart: Dat not true!
TJ: Also, I don’t know if you all believe in past lives, but I think in a past life Bart was a raccoon. He is always in the kitchen wastebasket. It is so weird.
Bart: Dere might be food there, TJ!
TJ: Bart, we get fed multiple times every day!
Bart: You never know! And I see you eating gwass sometimes!
TJ: What’s your point, Bart?
Bart: I don’t see why you are writing this.
TJ: You always twying to eat my tweats.
Bart: So? You snooze, you lose!
TJ: I want to savor my food!
Bart: I want to savor your food!
TJ: Eat your own food!
Bart: I do!
TJ: Maybe things were better when I was on my own.
Bart: You would miss me, TJ!
TJ: Maybe. You are a good mascot.
Bart: A mascot?????
TJ: You know, little things.
Bart: I know what it means. Next time I am going to write about you! About bigger doggies who fear brooms and fireworks!
TJ: You’d better not!
Bart: I’m starting now!
TJ: Anyone want to adopt a little bro dog?
The Anipal Times 