Good evening everyone! It’s Bart from TJ and Bart! How are you?
Dis is TJ. We know it’s been a while since you heard from us. But we are back now!
Bart: Yeah, we were on vacation.
TJ, Bart, we’re dogs. Life is a vacation.
Bart: Yeah, but dis was an official one
TJ: Oh? What makes it an official one?
Bart: We sleep more!
TJ: Dat makes sense!
Bart: Anyway, Anipal Times readers, no more vacations! We will have a new column every week!
TJ: We got lots to say! About how humans like to put heartworm pills in dose pill pockets!
Bart: We know what dat’s about! That topic will wait for another time.
TJ: Also, we are going to talk about why we doggos don’t want to walk when it is wet outside.
Bart: We need to be patient with our humans, but stwange they can’t figure that one out
TJ: What else should we write about?
Bart: Well, July 4th is next month, so we can talk about how we hate fireworks.
TJ: Good idea! Fireworks suck!
Bart: Why do hoomans like loud things? No sense!
TJ: No sense at all. Anyway, Anipal Times readers, you can see we have great things to write about!
Bart: Yes! It’s good to be back. Tell us about something you wants us to write about!
TJ: Yes, we will read your ideas in between naps! Until next time!
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