Nipclub September 24th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift
It’s Blues Night!
We celebrated with splendid music, southern food, and when I arrived, K-Boi was spinning the classic Delta blues in the DJ booth. Moo greeted me at the door with a plate of sticky Memphis-style BBQ ribs, grilled corn, and hot, salty fries! Plus, there were grits with fried catfish as well. Wow, meow, everything smelled so good and tasted even better!
Moo showed everyone gorgeous photos of the Australian beach near her home and mentioned seeing whales and dolphins on her beach. Pearl let us know another storm might hit, so if she disappeared, she had lost power. That pesky hurricane coming up from Mexico!
Mizz Bassie was there, and she told us that Armani the cat was doing so much better on a different insulin dose. Hooray! Pearl asked me if my humans had received any hurricane remnants, and the storm hit the east side of the county today but did not affect their home.
Moo wanted to share a drink with me before leaving for a while because her human had to go shopping.
We sat at the bar.
Someone mentioned coyotes, and earlier that evening, my human heard them very close to the house making all kinds of yipping noises and yelled out the window to “Shut up!”. It worked! Apparently, Gator’s human has done the same thing!
Pearl served noms like jambalaya and whiskey cocktails. We were still talking about coyotes, wildlife encounters, and trail cams.
Pearl mentioned the tarantula migration, which sounded crazy! But she thinks it’s just males out looking for females, so it was just mating season.
K-Boi played music earlier, so Angus showed up and Louis jumped in the booth for LATE NITE. Pearl served delightful grilled peaches. Louis started out by playing Stevie Ray Vaughan and George Thorogood. I requested Son House and Louis played Dead Letter Blues for me!
Pearl said there was hail nearby and mentioned how it destroys solar panels and plants, and that trailer parks seem to attract tornadoes! Louis played Jailhouse Rock by Elvis while we talked about hailstorms and dimpled cars.
Mizz Bassie took off to take care of Armani.
Louis played Etta James while Pearl served up bourbon bread pudding with butterscotch sauce and ice cream. Decadence!
Pearl and I kept talking about the weather when haboobs came up. Louis believed “haboob” was a fabricated word! I showed him a photo of one that hit Phoenix last summer. It appeared massive, like a scene from a movie! Time for more noms, shrimp Po’ boys and some delta red wine for all!
And a potent drink for Louis since he had trouble comprehending the haboob photo.
Pearl needed to take off for the evening, leaving me in the bar. Louis mentioned his daddy makes Cajun spaghetti, so Gator and I wanted to know more about that! We breathlessly waited for the recipe details. Gator even brought out napkins and spoons! I started cooking and Gator poured the wine.
Moo appeared just in time for a nightcap and some Cajun spaghetti. Moo told us it was afternoon tea for her, as I forgot about the time change from Australian to Jakku.
Gator, Louis, and I were still at the bar until late, and we chatted about food, haboobs, and music. Gator had a few last songs to play after Louis finished his set list, and I put some Po’ boys into bags for everyone to take home.
Gator and I closed it up and followed Louis out the door.
Until next week!
Slinky the Cat
