Nipclub July 23rd, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift
It’s the Experimental Aircraft Association air show tonight for Nipclub!
I had my own tiny police ‘thopter, and I landed it in the parking lot before going into the bar. It was so much fun!
Harvey was there and was wistful, as his family had just lost their ginger kitty, Jack the Ginger Ninja. Paw hugs all around, along with a photo for remembrance. Jack seemed like a wonderful cat.
Most of the usual pals were there: Amber and Precious, Gator, Pearl, etc. I hadn’t seen Moo yet, though! Everyone watched all the cool aircraft take off and land.
Moo arrived just before K-Boi concluded his shift. His humans required an early start after his departure.
With all these cool planes around, I thought I should zip around in my cold-war era Avro Vulcan delta-wing bomber for LATE NITE! So I messaged a crew member to get it ready.
Amber and Precious tried to request a song about Snoopy from Alfie the DJ. Pearl talked about a semi-feral cat they rescued from a colony near their home. When sheltered indoors and attended to, the sickly ginger cat recovered. She shared photos of him; he’s super handsome now.
Pearl served first-class noms and drinks- champagne all around! Amidst champagne consumption and TJS’s conversations with everyone, mechanics tended to my aircraft.
I took it out later for a trip around the field!
Louis incorporated sky and airplane mentions into the playlist; I relaxed while my Avro received approval for its flyover. We were still drinking champagne and listening to the Foo Fighters.
The Avro was sitting on the tarmac, and Angus wanted a ride! With TJS and Gator joining, we donned our gear, crammed into the small cockpit, and lifted off. What a plane! We went so fast and high up; it was jaw-dropping. And so loud!
Pearl was back in the bar serving blue sky donuts while Louis played Tom Petty and Pink Floyd. We’re zooming around in the sky; I fly up, then level out at about 20,000 feet and fly around the field before landing.
Pearl finished her shift right before we landed, so I took over the bar. Mechanics handled the jet’s maintenance and brought it back to its hangar.
I made niptinis and taquitos and then offered some tequila shots.
Louis and Angus played music and lamented about the loss of Ozzy Osbourne a year ago; Gator and I admired the aircraft taking off and landing.
Louis continued songs about flying, and I made lobster mac and cheese. Apparently, it smelled so good, K-Boi woke up,stepped into the bar, and sat down for a snack!
Gator was fading, and even Angus admitted to being tired.
It was getting late, and all that flying made me tired! We played a few more songs before cleaning, boxing leftovers, and securing the bar. What a fun time!
Until next week!
Slinky the Cat
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