Nipclub July 30th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift
It’s Shark Week at Nipclub!
I was in my scuba gear and had Bruce, my sekurity sidekick shark to help meowt. Everyone snacked on sharky cupcakes and ice cream with Gummi sharks when I arrived. I greeted Moo, and she talked about all the delicious noms that were on the menu tonight and showed some photos.
Angus waited by the entryway where his usual friends had arrived.
The drinks and food came out; Gator had made shark-shaped pizza, a crudité platter with shark-shaped flatbreads, white chocolate-dipped strawberries with shark teeth and blue frosted details…. Incredible! Nipclub took the shark theme to the nth degree!
Moo shared a beautiful photo of a field full of flowers in Australia, known as red desert peas, Swainsona formosa, for all the plant geeks. Truly spectacular! Attendees admired the flowers, novel to most present and indigenous to South Australia specimens. We don’t have them in Jakku.
Pearl hoped her humans wouldn’t lose power again as a storm approached, so she set out some nachos and more drinks. She hoped for some rain, though. Apparently, there was quite a bit of lightning.
Left Shark memes launched LATE NITE! We love Left Shark at Nipclub. Louis and Angus were ready for LATE NITE; Louis was getting ready in the DJ booth with some watery-themed music, and Angus was ready to dance.
But wait, Sir Pickle Long Paw was going to DJ tonight! What a surprise! We hadn’t seen Sir Pickel for ages. Louis will wait to play music until after Sir P’s set.
Moo returned, then proposed drinks; I responded with a head-butt.
Nipclub trended on X! Pearl noticed it as well.
Sir P played ocean-themed music, and TJS showed up with greetings all around. Pearl served a luscious seafood boil with all the fixings and some flaming violet cocktails. It was sharktastic! We had so much fun!
Pearl headed out, and I took over the bar as usual. Moo was heading out as well, so I gave her a to-go box of noms to take home. Sir Pickle completed his music set, and Louis took over playing music while I served shark-themed drinks and noms. Sir Pickle hung out at the bar with me.
Angus, Louis, and I remained when most friends departed. I made drinks and more pizza. It’s LATE LATE NITE! Shrimp pizza, cocktails, and eventually coffee and cupcakes all around for these diehards!
I stayed until almost midnight this time! Whoa! Three hours of LATE NITE. It might be a record.
Until next week!
Slinky the Cat
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