Nipclub, June 4th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift
It’s a psychedelic 60s pawty!
Everyone was excited because Gator was back! He made sekurity the grooviest uniforms; we wore tie-dye suits with matching sunglasses.
Harvey and Raven were there when I arrived. I hadn’t seen Raven for ages! She gave me a kiss on the cheek, which made me blush! Harvey’s mum had a cold, so I asked Pearl to send her a cup of hot tea.
Mizz Bassie showed up in her psychedelic vintage VW bug. Pearl was serving pink petit fours and lava lamp shots. So trippy! Harvey admired Mizz Bassie’s car.
Harvey, Mizz, and Raven talked about the weather, particularly rain, and Harvey said they have a garden where his humans planted round carrots. Gardens are always fun to explore.
Calm security meant no spammers emerged. Our JustGiving link worked great and didn’t attract unwanted spam zombies. I checked the cameras throughout the night, but there was not much to report.
Pearl served a cool cocktail that reminded me of a tiki drink, and I asked if we’d ever had a tiki-themed party? A retro-luau, Trader Vic’s style shindig? No one remembered such an event, and Gator thought it was a fun idea, so he added it to the July pawty lineup.
I’m excited about listening to surf rock, Latin jazz and drinking out of pineapples! Count me in!
Delicious pesto pizza, prepared by Pearl, awaited guests at the bar when TJS arrived promptly to greet attendees.
Gator really loves pesto! We talked about tiki and how to make pesto, including variations with different nuts and herbs, etc. Pearl wasn’t that familiar with it, so we helped her with suggestions and recipes. Pearl said pine nuts grow in her area, so that was a bonus!
After the pizza, she made fresh grilled trout with fruit salsa and more psychedelic cocktails.
LATE NITE crept in, and all the discussion about pesto made us lose track of time so that we forgot about the music! The DJ booth stood empty, prompting me to encourage Angus to play music for us.
While waiting for Angus to get ready, I jumped into the booth and started playing a few late 60s classic songs from The Kinks, Traffic, and The Doors, keeping it psychedelic. Then Angus stepped into the DJ booth and played The Turtles and Simon & Garfunkel. It was so fun tag-teaming the music.
After Pearl left, I made some snacks: violet-colored Aviation cocktails and empanadas. TJS showed up for a proper conversation while we wound it down.
We had a lot of fun towards the end when Angus wore a wreath of flowers on his head and bopped in the DJ booth. We compared tails: his nubby and mine twisted, so we decided we were both special kittehs.
I served a nightcap and then closed the bar. It was too late to stay up any longer!
Until next week!
Slinky the Cat
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