TJ and Bart! Prepare for doggie insights! We’ll also bark about music from time to time, too!
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Dinner?
Good afternoon everyone. It’s Bart with TJ and Bart! We have our new column ready! Dis is TJ. Bart has kept me in da dark about what dis column is about. Bart: You can participate, TJ. It’s about you! TJ: It is? Bart: Yes. Why do you twy to eat da froggies and da lizards…
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Music time!
Good evening! Dis is Bart! And dis is TJ! We’re writing together again! Bart: Dat’s right! And guess what we’re writing about???? TJ: Daddy’s 70s countdown! Bart: You see Daddy always listens to these old songs counted down again. Honestly, a little embarrassing. TJ: Dere’s this song called ‘Margaritaville!’ What does that even mean? Bart:…
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Bart’s Answer
Good evening everyone. Dis is Bart. Last time out my brudda TJ had some fun with me. Now it’s my turn! TJ: Oh, what are you going to say? Bart: TJ, what do you do when the thunderbolts come? TJ: Well Bart: You get sacwwed! You run awound barking…like dat will make a difference to…
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TJ’s Freedom
Hello! Dis is TJ. I have a special column this week. Dis is Bart. Don’t you mean we have a special column? TJ Well Bart actually I am writing about you. Bart: You are? TJ: Yes! My brother Bart. He’s a cute little doggo. Bart: I’m not that little! TJ: Bart the froggies look you…
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We’re back!
Good evening everyone! It’s Bart from TJ and Bart! How are you? Dis is TJ. We know it’s been a while since you heard from us. But we are back now! Bart: Yeah, we were on vacation. TJ, Bart, we’re dogs. Life is a vacation. Bart: Yeah, but dis was an official one TJ: Oh?…
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We’re back!
Good evening y’all! It’s Bart from TJ and Bart, and we are back! TJ: Yes, it’s good to be back. We need to snooze. So, what shall we talk about tonight, Bart? Bart: Let’s talk about food TJ: Dis is a good idea Bart: One of the stwange dings about hoomans is dat dey think…
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Walking in the Cold
Hello! Dis is Bart! We are TJ and Bart, and we are ready with a new article for the Anipal Times! Dis is TJ! We take our duties as writers seriously. And we have a vewy important topic today. Walking in da cold. Bart: Dat’s wight, TJ. Now we live in Florida, so it does…
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Happy New Year!
Bart: Hello, Anipals! Dis is Bart from the team of TJ and Bart! Our first article of da new year! Happy New Year! TJ: Dis is TJ. I feel like 2026 is going to be a wonderful year for all of us! Bart: I agwee, TJ. You know I have heard of dis human thing…
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TJ and Bart: Christmas Tree!
Bart: Good evening, Anipal Times readers! Here we are, TJ and Bart! I’m Bart. Why is your name always first, TJ? TJ: Dis is TJ. Bart, what difference does dat make? I think it’s because I’se a better-looking doggo. Bart: WHAT???? TJ: Never mind, Bart. Let’s get to our subject tonight. Christmas trees. Bart: Dis…
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TJ and Bart: Tail Sniffing
Bart: Hewwo, Anipal Times Readers! This is Bart, and we, TJ and Bart, are ready to write another column. TJ: Dis is TJ, and dis is an important column. Doggos have asked us dis question: Why do our humans become upset when we sniff each other’s tails? Bart: It is stwange, TJ. What is da…
