Nipclub October 8, 2026: Sekurity Update

Nipclub Oct 8, 2026

Nipclub October 8th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

Nipclub Autumn Leaves Viewing Party!

I hurried into the bar just in time, where Moo tempted me with a whiskey sour and delicious baked Brie in pastry. I realized I hadn’t changed into my Sekurity uniform, so I disappeared for a few minutes to go change into our tan uniforms with the park ranger hats.

Gator walked in muttering something about a lack of meteors.

Pearl was having a snack before her shift started. The baked brie was very popular!

Gator said the Draconid shower was active, and peak viewing occurred early evening, yet he saw nothing. Very disappointed.

Gator likes to keep up with all matters astronomical.

Mizz Bassie walked in, so I asked about Armani. Mizz Bassie said Armani was back to his old self despite still trying to dial in the insulin.

Pearl said hello to everyone before going behind the bar.

Gator talked about dark sky areas for seeing meteors and shooting stars, and Moo piped up and mentioned they have dark skies where she lives in Australia; they exist in Jakku as well. It’s fairly dark where Pearl is, so she can observe a large part of the night sky.

Pearl’s animals are all good, and the new orange kitty is getting bigger. They must have gotten him while he was still a kitten.

Angus was there and mentioned he had a hurricane warning at his house. We all wished him and his humans safety. He’s near the Gulf Coast of Mississippi, so hopefully it won’t be too bad.

We’re all praying for our pals in Florida. 

Pearl served Autumn Ale beer, warm apple cider shots, and butternut squash bruschetta to everyone while we worried about the hurricanes. Pearl shared a photo of her Ember, a fluffy orange cat. I waved to P and Jeego while Mizz Bassie spoke to them.

Angus showed off his new fall wardrobe: a snappy plaid vest and a woven muffler in warm oranges and brown tones. Purrfect with all the pretty autumn leaves!

We admired pictures of Angus and Louis’ various costumes, and a few images of Louis and his late tabby brofur Heath. Heath was a legend! 

Pearl poured the shots while Louis and Angus discussed playing some music. We were ready to party, LATE NITE style!

Louis started us off with Barry Manilow’s “Weekend in New England,” and Chicago’s “Color my World,” for some easy autumn vibes.

Pearl served more food: pizza with ricotta, sun-dried tomato, squash, and fresh sage, plus more drinks. The pizza was incredible! There is something about a wood-fired pizza oven. 

Louis changed it up with rock music from In Living Color, “Cult of Personality.” What a great jam!

TJS was here and greeted everyone while we danced around the bar.

The Bangles “Hazy Shade of Winter” played while we drank and had fun while Pearl brought out a ginormous apple crumble pie cheesecake! After that, Pearl went home, and I stepped behind the bar for LATE LATE NITE.

Louis was still playing music while I served hot buttered rum drinks. Moo announced she had to go, so I walked her out to the black SUV with a box of snacks and a sippy cup with hot buttered rum for her to drink on the way home.

Kira showed up. What a pleasant surprise! We hadn’t seen her for over a year, maybe longer. I offered more snacks to everyone and asked about some other friends we hadn’t seen for a while. 

Louis was still playing music, and I served some baked Brie pastries and cocktails. It was getting very late.

Amber and Precious popped in and out, announced they were leaving, so I prepared delicious leftovers for them to take.

Louis played his last song and posted his playlist. Only a few of us left! I poured the cognac before cleaning up the bar. There were a few stragglers.

I cleaned up, set out some snacks to go, set the alarm, and walked outside to my waiting helicopter. The air was crisp, cool, and it smelled like autumn!

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

Pumpkin Fest, Oct. 17, 2026

Pumpkin Fest, Oct. 17, 2026
#Pawgaritaville Pumpkin Fest
by @kittehboi & ChatGPT.

Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie!

It’s getting to be that time of year. Pumpkin harvest. Hallowe’en. Thanksgiving!

Join us for a fantastic Pumpkin Fest. Pumpkin-themed noms, pumpkin-themed music, spiced drinks. We’re going to have a blast.

Join us on October 17, 2026 for the Pumpkin Fest!

The Pawgaritaville Team

Nipclub October 1, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub October 1st, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

Oct. 1 was Pumpkin Spice Day! Who knew? And it was already everywhere!

Gator was calling out the next shift’s staff just as I arrived, right on time. Moo greeted me with maple pecan pumpkin spice ice cream and pumpkin spice pancakes. I whispered and asked if she had anything that wasn’t pumpkin spice flavored.

Mizz Bassie arrived and greeted everyone; there were already 24 pals at the bar, including DJ K-Boi!

Pearl arrived for her shift and served pumpkin sammich cookies and some kind of orange-colored pumpkin-flavored beverage. Gator said it had rained at his house, as well as the huge rainstorm at Pearl’s home. Jakku had a lot of rain on Tuesday. It was epic; the storm was the dregs from cyclone Polo!

It seems like cooler weather is showing up for many now.

Hooray for autumn!

Mizz Bassie said Armani was doing better, but they’re still trying to get the insulin dose dialed in. Pearl’s new rescue kitty, Mr. Man, was doing well; she shared a photo of the orange boi relaxing.

TJS showed up early and greeted everyone. 

Pearl served pumpkin wine along with fresh lobster over a bed of pumpkin risotto. I thought I would try it, as it at least sounded savory. The pumpkin wine sounded atrocious, though.

George the Duck showed up and hugged everyone. It was nice to catch up since we hadn’t seen him in a long time.

Jerry the Tuxedo showed up as well! It seemed like a million years since we’d seen him!

Pearl served more noms: pumpkin spice lasagna and dirty niptinis. I took the drink but passed on the lasagna. Then Pearl came over a few minutes later with my niptini and a pumpkin-shaped pepperoni pizza.

No pumpkin spice in sight!

It was heavenly! Mizz Bassie smelled the delicious pizza and grabbed a slice.

Angus and Louis arrived for LATE NITE tag team DJing as usual.

Pearl talked to Gator about a new Nipclub theme idea; she said that Oct. 20th is Cryptid Day! Gator said he had themes for the rest of the year but on Oct. 29th it is a monster movie theme, so maybe combine the two? I mentioned kaiju (Japanese monsters) to Pearl and Gator. We all agreed that more monsters would be good.

The music was playing, and we were all having a great time. Louis was playing autumnal music, including Frank Sinatra and Smashing Pumpkins, while Gator and I talked about various past Godzilla avatars while Pearl served some kind of pumpkin spice latte Jell-O shot monstrosity.

I just sipped my icy-cold dirty niptini, oblivious to the pumpkin spice all around me. 

Moo came back while Pearl made cocktails free of pumpkin flavor or spice, so I took one and gestured for Moo to join me at the bar. Right after that, Pearl left for home, and I took over the bar, secretly knowing I would serve nothing with pumpkin spice. It will be my secret.

I served some Negroni cocktails (they’re at least orange-colored) and lobster mac and cheese while Gator and I talked about kaiju films like War of the Gargantuas.

Louis talked about a spooky music playlist and shared various ideas with us. Gator and I added a few songs to his list while I served more snacks, and he played more tunes. Louis played October by U2 as the last song while I served jalapeño poppers wrapped with prosciutto as we talked about going to out-of-town concerts.

 Gator noted Nipclub was trending on X; Angus said we were trending as well! Awesomeness! We were all getting tired, so I offered noms to take home and to-go cups for the drinks.

It’s Nipclub, so we can do what we want!

We all talked a bit about live music and clearly, everyone was fading so we called it and put out the “We’re Closed” neon sign.

Time to head out.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

OTLFP September 2026 Wrap-Up

9/5/2026
Episode #413 was huge fun with Chase as Special Guest.
Chase helps his mum after his dad passed away, and they travel together and have lovely adventures the way his dad wanted them to.They have traveled in the UK to Norfolk and the Lake District. And they have traveled internationally to the Canary Islands and Atlantic Canada. Lots of fun adventures and meeting up with Twitty pals.

Ziggy is a lovely boy looking for his furever home. He’s available in Lancashire @BleakholtUK.

9/12/2026
Episode #414 was one for audience interaction with 2 questions:
What is your favorite place to visit, and what would you bring to an #OTLFP beach party?
It was fun to hear all the responses, from their own backyards to hiking trails to holiday locations. And they got pretty creative with the beach party answers, too. It made us at #OTLFP think about the possibility of a beach party show in the near future. Hmmmm…..

Latte is a beautiful 8-year-old hound mix in rescue art @PawsCgicago. She’s waiting for her furever home.

9/26/2026
We had such a fun and interesting interview with Lily @sirspencerpug for our 415th episode!
We learned about how Spencer and Tanner raised Lily and taught her family values. She has written lovely books that are all available on Amazon.com. And she keeps things in tip-top shape in her neighborhood! We really enjoyed having Lily back on our stage!

Titus was our adoption pet for the week. He’s such a handsome fellow who is available at BestFriends.org.

Thank you! 

Pixie

Nipclub September 24, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub September 24th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

It’s Blues Night!

We celebrated with splendid music, southern food, and when I arrived, K-Boi was spinning the classic Delta blues in the DJ booth. Moo greeted me at the door with a plate of sticky Memphis-style BBQ ribs, grilled corn, and hot, salty fries! Plus, there were grits with fried catfish as well. Wow, meow, everything smelled so good and tasted even better!

Moo showed everyone gorgeous photos of the Australian beach near her home and mentioned seeing whales and dolphins on her beach. Pearl let us know another storm might hit, so if she disappeared, she had lost power. That pesky hurricane coming up from Mexico!

Mizz Bassie was there, and she told us that Armani the cat was doing so much better on a different insulin dose. Hooray! Pearl asked me if my humans had received any hurricane remnants, and the storm hit the east side of the county today but did not affect their home.

Moo wanted to share a drink with me before leaving for a while because her human had to go shopping.

We sat at the bar.

Someone mentioned coyotes, and earlier that evening, my human heard them very close to the house making all kinds of yipping noises and yelled out the window to “Shut up!”. It worked! Apparently, Gator’s human has done the same thing!

Pearl served noms like jambalaya and whiskey cocktails. We were still talking about coyotes, wildlife encounters, and trail cams.

Pearl mentioned the tarantula migration, which sounded crazy! But she thinks it’s just males out looking for females, so it was just mating season.

K-Boi played music earlier, so Angus showed up and Louis jumped in the booth for LATE NITE. Pearl served delightful grilled peaches. Louis started out by playing Stevie Ray Vaughan and George Thorogood. I requested Son House and Louis played Dead Letter Blues for me!

Pearl said there was hail nearby and mentioned how it destroys solar panels and plants, and that trailer parks seem to attract tornadoes! Louis played Jailhouse Rock by Elvis while we talked about hailstorms and dimpled cars.

Mizz Bassie took off to take care of Armani.

Louis played Etta James while Pearl served up bourbon bread pudding with butterscotch sauce and ice cream. Decadence!

Pearl and I kept talking about the weather when haboobs came up. Louis believed “haboob” was a fabricated word! I showed him a photo of one that hit Phoenix last summer. It appeared massive, like a scene from a movie! Time for more noms, shrimp Po’ boys and some delta red wine for all!

And a potent drink for Louis since he had trouble comprehending the haboob photo.

Pearl needed to take off for the evening, leaving me in the bar. Louis mentioned his daddy makes Cajun spaghetti, so Gator and I wanted to know more about that! We breathlessly waited for the recipe details. Gator even brought out napkins and spoons! I started cooking and Gator poured the wine.

Moo appeared just in time for a nightcap and some Cajun spaghetti. Moo told us it was afternoon tea for her, as I forgot about the time change from Australian to Jakku.

Gator, Louis, and I were still at the bar until late, and we chatted about food, haboobs, and music. Gator had a few last songs to play after Louis finished his set list, and I put some Po’ boys into bags for everyone to take home.

Gator and I closed it up and followed Louis out the door.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

What Is #OwensBlackPaw?

Cap'n Breeze of Owen's Black Paw
Cap’n Breeze of Owen’s Black Paw

Greetings, Landlubbers and Swashbucklers alike!

Owen’s Black Paw has been the scourge o’ the Seven Seas, strikin’ fear into the hearts o’ even the boldest sailors, since 2011.

The ship was first commanded by Cap’n, now Admiral, @OwenTheTonk. First Mate, now Cap’n, Mr. Breeze, @kittehboi, was one o’ the original crew ‘n keeper o’ the ship’s logs at the @OwentheTonk’s Black Paw blog. The crew changes from year to year, but @RealFakeGator, ship’s Chirurgeon, has also been wi’ us from the beginning.

These days, Cap’n Breeze has the helm.

Owen’s Black Paw has a terrible reputation. Pirate raids, battles, treasure, rum, catnip, strange voyages, and general mayhem have always been our mission. We have sailed through #NipClub parties, fundraisers, holidays, and more than a few incidents where things got a little out of hand.

The official story says the Black Paw takes no prisoners. That may or may not be completely true.

But if you sign aboard, expect pirate music, tall tales, bad behavior, and the chance of eternal glory.

Are ye brave enough? Contact @kittehboi on X/twitter.

Big thumbs up to Pirate Monkeyness Insults and Translations.

Nipclub September 17, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub September 17th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

Arrrggg! ‘Tis our yearly Talk Like a Pirate Nipclub bash on Sept.17!

Me vessel, The Dead Reckoning, set sail fer the Nipclub party tavern two days past, now I be finally arrivin’. Moo was servin’ rum drinks to all when I landed.

Gator and P and Jeego be here, and Pearl had come to spin a yarn o’ the great storm that hit her last night, with another brewin’ her way! She showed us the charts, and we spied the ominous clouds through a spyglass!

Pearl was servin’ fresh boiled crabs and rum drinks to all while we fretted over the next storm that might strike her abode. She said the catio be full o’ water.

Mizz Bassie said Armani the cat be home and improvin’ but still shy o’ eatin’. Gator had vanished fer a spell and come back; he drank too much rum and nodded off a few times already!

Angus spotted deviled eggs on the pirate party menu, and I couldn’t believe pirates would eat fancy spiced eggs, with spices from the far east! Gator says everythin’ be delivered to ships these days, using Ship Dash!

Mizz Bassie guessed pirates would eat near anythin’, and I surely planned to try whatever grub be there; even if it be the dreaded fancy spiced eggs!;

Pearl was frettin’ over the storm as the wind had picked up; in fact, she had to leave afore LATE NITE started as she feared losin’ power. Gator and Mizz Bassie have had rain too in recent days; seems to be pourin’ everywhere!

Gator be still here; Louis be talkin’ up his set list and Angus wants to play music too. I heard K-Boi might show up as well.

I be fillin’ in fer Pearl, and hopefully her house be still standin’ come morn. Louis was playin’ pirate tunes and sea shanties, and I’m servin’ rum and more fresh crab.

Gator brought out the custom Nipclub tankards, both plain everyday ones and extra shiny fancy ones! Gator also crafted a giant plank o’ delicious charcuterie with fresh shrimp, and it be epic!

Pearl returned from swabbin’ the deck but might’ve had to head back if the waves rise any higher at her digs! I was servin’ Black Pearl cocktails and vittles, and K-boi showed up! The fine rum drinks be flowin’, and we’re all havin’ a jolly time.

Pearl left again for good; she was fair tuckered out.

I’m servin’ fresh oyster treats and fine rum straight while Gator and I chat about Danny Elfman and his tunes, Oingo Boingo shows, and such. Moo came back, and I served her some fresh oysters.

TJS showed up as usual, near the end of the shindig.

Gator and I be still up talkin’; Louis and Angus faded away early. Or maybe it weren’t early—we just lost track of time.

I started servin’ hot buttered rum nightcaps and warnin’ folks about fallin’ off the dock. Angus reappeared, and Gator gladly savored a hot drink while I cleaned up the galley. After closin’ the bar, I sailed off toward the straits on me ghost ship, The Dead Reckoning.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

Nipclub September 10, 2026: Sekurity Update

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Nipclub September 10th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

It’s the Nipclub Tiki luau pawty time! We’ve got tiki torches, pupu platters, and tropical drinks! Sekurity has matching aloha shirts.

K-Boi and Pearl were talking about baby snakes and the movie “Snakes on a Plane” when I walked in. Moo enticed me with delicious luau noms, and Gator talked about the beautiful weather at his house, which is a sign that fall is on its way!

Mizz Bassie said her cat Armani was at the vet because he has diabetes, so we sent healing vibes. Poor thing!

Pearl served flaming tiki cocktails and pineapple upside-down cake to get us started. Deliciousness! Now, more snacks- a large pupu platter with tiny hibachis featuring coconut shrimp, kalua pork sliders, shumai dumplings, chicken wings… I wasn’t sure what the tiny hibachi was for, but it looked cool. Pearl didn’t know what it was for, either.

 DC Kitty Dominique showed up for a visit. Raven was there, as were P and Jeego, Angus, etc. We munched on coconut shrimp, spam and pineapple kabobs, and drank meowjitos. Dominique had a heatwave; Gator had cooler weather while Mizz Bassie, Raven and Pearl talked about cats interacting with lizards. Moo was still there, and we shared drinks. 

It was time for LATE NITE and Angus was ready to party! Louis picked out records to play while Mizz Bassie had to leave early because she wants to get up early tomorrow to visit Armani at the vet. Louis was in the booth playing the Hawaii Five-O theme song! Sweet and nostalgic.

The LATE NITE party started with shredded kalua pork, catnip pineapple rum drinks in fish-shaped bowls, and we danced to sea shanties!

K-boi showed up again to say hello.

Pearl was still dishing up the delicious pupus and devastatingly strong Mai Tai drinks in whole coconuts.

The tiki torches were glowing, and we did the limbo! I sent Louis a song request, Tiki Torches at Twilight by David Lindley- the most purrfect song for the party, in my opinion!

TJS showed up for his usual drive-by hellos.

Time for pineapple upside-down cheesecake, and more rum drinks. We decided we all needed to call a Lyft to get home! 

Louis asked what Spam musubi was once Pearl left, so I made some for him. It’s like sushi, but with Spam! We discussed nori (seaweed) placement either inside or outside the sushi, and then it was limbo time! Time to limbo down to the music. After a few more zombies and mai tais with catnip, we were getting loopy.

K-boi showed up for the late – night spam sushi discussion (Salmon roe was one of his favorite things!). Louis felt trepidation about trying raw fish (is he a real cat)?

Harvey arrived as we were closing, so I packed him a generous to-go box of pupus and luau noms, plus a drink to take along.

To-go boxes for all! It’s time to lock up and leave!

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat