Nipclub April 9th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift
It’s Thursday, April 9th at Nipclub, and we’re having a Color Party!
Moo was enticing everyone with glorious pizza with fresh tomato and basil when I arrived in my special colorful Sekurity uniform. We all have colored paint all over u, like the Holi festival in India!
Pearl showed up at the shift change and took over for Moo at the bar, where she served colorful pancakes with whipped cream and sprinkles, plus pink and purple layered cocktails. All the food was colorful tonight!
The usual crowd was already there. I checked the Sekurity cameras between sips of my pink and purple drink. It was so quiet that there were no zombie bots anywhere.
We talked about spring weather, flowers, trees blooming, spring rains, and happy bees. Spooky, Soya, and Miso showed up as a collective trio, all dressed in colorful clothing. Even Spooky wore a sky-blue floral three-piece suit and tassel loafers.
The arrival of Angus the Bold prompted my question about him DJing. I also asked if he was the new DJ and if he’d interviewed with K-Boi yet?
Apparently not. Maybe Louis is the new DJ?
Or it’s an open mic, at least for now; we’ll make it work.
Between Louis, Raven, Angus, and me, we made quite a scene near the DJ booth, as we are all black cats. I invented the term for a group of black cats on the fly; I dubbed us a “darkening”.
We discussed this over an unusual drink Pearl served called “Thandai.” People serve it in India at a few festivals, and they often spike it with cannabis, but our version has catnip. It’s kind of like a nutty chai with rose petals, pistachios, and saffron. Sweet and exotic.
The DJ duties became a group effort as Louis, Angus, Raven, and I all played some of our favorite songs within the theme of the color party.
I played “Blue Motel” by Chris Issak.
Pearl left at her usual time, and I stayed late to close the bar.
The color theme inspired Raven to wear a stunning pink gown, straight from the Wizard of Oz. It was a costume from a previous themed party. She swapped the large, soft gown for one Gator crafted, choosing deep pink because of its spatial efficiency.
With the music, food, and drinks, we kept the colorful vibe alive, and I served up some more cocktails and lobster mac and cheese.
We enjoyed listening to diverse music.
I concluded the festivities with a last drink and containers for guests to carry home delicious leftovers.
Until next week!
Slinky the Cat
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