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Nipclub, December 11, 2025 Sekurity Update

Nipclub Ugly Sweater Night
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(By Slinky @slinky_the_cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite Shift)

I arrived on time. Ragamuffin Raspberry Tart (@sisfurcats) had nothing significant to report. She has the Sekurity Shift right before mine.

I saw Susan and Puddin (@georgiarealist), and Moo @(moothemousecat) had a martini waiting for me when I arrived. TJS (@TJS12145) and Dora K @ (dora_nlk) also were there. Gator (@RealFakeGator) said there were not a lot of security issues so far this evening.

After the last few weeks of craziness, this was most welcome!

I said hello to Louis and Heath (@psiangelic); I mentioned tequila fountains and martini Jacuzzis! Wouldn’t that be fun? We used to make a lot of tequila fountains!

I caught two interlopers out by the delivery entrance. I zip-tied them and locked them up. Easy peasy!

Gator was showing off his ugly sweater; it’s a sweater so heinous that it’s difficult to describe. A fire-breathing kitten setting a Christmas tree on fire, plus skulls wearing Santa hats. Truly a Design by Gator original!

Mizz Bassie (@MizzBassie) was here, and everyone was eating crispy onion rings and talking about the weather, snow, etc. Mizz and I have nice weather; she’s in Florida, and I’m in Jakku. We love nice weather in the winter!

Even Harvey Button (@HarveyButtonNZ) showed up! He doesn’t come into the bar often during the late hours, so it was a treat.

Pearl’s here now, after arriving a bit late because she had no electricity. She served up sweater-shaped cookies and cranberry meowmosas.

I took the golf cart out on the grounds to look for more sekurity risks, but it was quiet. Maybe too quiet. It was a slow night, which was fine by the Sekurity team. More time to party with the pals.

There was a delicious bacon lattice-topped apple pie. The stuff of dreams! That pie recipe should win a prize, like the noble feast prize, according to Sir Pickle (@SirLongpaw)!

I didn’t see Raven (@IndulgedFurries), so Pearl melted some butter, but then Raven showed up! She was having Twitter issues and wasn’t seeing notifications. We were rating butter, bacon, and chocolate in order of awesomeness. Together, they are purvana, declared Sir Pickle!

We talked about cat toys, toy dangers such as rubber bands, hair ties, etc. Then Vampy (@adorabully) showed up late to say hello. It’s nice to see everyone at Nipclub. I caught two interlopers, so it was not bad for an Ugly Sweater night!

Until next week

Kissy Noses and Deeper Thoughts

~ Sassy ~ 1 Comment

Do you ever notice that your peeps do not know the names of the other peeps at the dog park and just call them Sparky’s dad and Ike’s mom?

Do you ever wonder why the eggs come in a carton with twelve in them, but the peeps act like a hero when giving you one whole, big-deal egg? #danerve #moreplease

Do you ever wonder what peeps dream about when they go sleepies? Is it rabbits, squirrels, and running through lakes, like us?

Do you ever wonder why your closet is a millionth the size of your peeps’? #dogmariekondoit

Do you ever wonder why we must get a bath when we roll in fun, delightfully free items at the park?

Do you ever wonder why dogs must fly in a tiny cage on the airplane when the humans are the ones ready to rumble, misbehaving, and tossing drinks at each other?

Do you ever wonder why your peeps close the restroom door when the two of woo are home alone, but when you are on your walkies, they constantly stare right at you, steal your droppings, and give you no privacy at all?

Do you ever wonder why your peeps place a container full of tasty delights they call leftovers in the middle of the room where you eat and then yell at you when you jump up and eat it?

Do you ever wonder what those water drops are coming out of Momma’s eyes and how easily a hug from me just makes it stop? #Sassysuperpower

Do you ever wonder why your peeps cut down a gigantic tree, place it in a bowl and put attractive, shiny balls, strings of popcorn and cranberries on it but yell at you when you pounce it to the ground and eat the tree?

Do you ever wonder why it is more fun to play with the box your toy comes in instead of the actual toy?

Do you ever notice that we can smell someone opening a packet of chips a mile out and can be there in under a second to ask for one?

Do you ever wonder why the human takes all the gorgeous snow and grumbles and groans while making a space for peeps to walk in, rather than pounce through it with his tongue hanging out, like you do?

Do you ever wonder why the peeps squeeze you into a tiny sweater to go out in the snow, when you have two pounds of fur on already?

Do you ever wonder what is in that big, humming box and why you don’t have one? You live here, too.

To Bathe or Not To Bathe, That is The Question

~ BOB W ~ 8 Comments

Firstly, hello and welcome along to the wonderful Anipal Times. My name is Bob, and I’m your Agony Uncle.

My first email raises the very impawtant question – “To Bath or Not To Bath”. Recently, someone bathed Fred, whose name was changed to protect privacy, even though he fought heroically after he refused a bath.

Dear Bob

Let me set the scene, Fred says. He was walking along with his hooman whilst out walking in the lovely countryside where he lives and came upon the most gorgeous, premium, irresistible scent in the air that he knew he had to investigate and discover – if only to enter it into his Catalogue of Smells!

Well, when he looked back to see his hooman talking to anofur hooman, he thought he would check it out himself … so he did. When he got there, he realised it was indeed the most exquisite smell efur a dog could come across and knew instantly that he needed to have it upon himself. He rolled and rolled in it to ensure he covered every inch of himself in this luxurious smell! Proudly, he couldn’t wait to get back to his hooman to let them smell for themselves this wondrous smell! A true delicate bouquet for the nostrils!

Anyway, upon his return to his hooman, who incidentally was still talking to the other hooman, he went and sat right next to them and looked up at them, smiling. Then, a complete fluff explosion occurred. His hooman shrieked and shouted, “You smelly ****” (this word cannot be repeated ), then took away Fred’s freedom and liberties by grabbing his harness and taking him home. On reaching home, the hooman took Fred, who put up the most heroic fight for at least 30 mins, before being tricked with a treat, to the bathroom. They indeed trapped him in there and bathed him without a please or thank you.

Poor Fred lost his exquisite smell, and someone bathed him without his consent. Yes, consider this: Someone bathed Fred without his consent.

Dear Fred,

I think I’m not the only one who thinks they mistreated you when they gave you a bath without your consent. In fact, I believe your hooman needs a serious talking to about this unacceptable behaviour. I, for one, will come along to your home and back you up in this serious talking-to. They took your choice and liberties without consent, and you need to make them aware of this.

I would like you, the readers, to let me and Fred know your opinion on this matter. Do you think, like me, that their hooman needs a proper talk with? What would you do?

Please let us know in the comments.

Thank you.

Animal Holidays and Observations December 7 – 13

December
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The only December Animal Monthly Observation is:

National Cat Lovers Month

Daily holidays during the second week include:

• December 9: International Day of Veterinary Medicine
• December 9: National Llama Day
• December 10: Festival for the Souls of Dead Whales
• December 10: International Animal Rights Day
• December 10: National Day of Animal Rights
• December 11: Holiday Food Drive for Needy Animals Day
• December 13: National Day of the Horse

Behind the Scenes! with Sir Pickle Longpaw

Midge The Mutt
~ Angel Sir Pickle Longpaw ~ 2 Comments

🐾Cartooning with Sunny and Midge the Mutt🐾

MeeWOW! This cat recently spoke with Midge’s professional cartoonist, Sunny, to discover how she chronicles her beloved Midge the Mutt’s escapades in panel cartoons. Midge is a proud mutt according to her X bio; a lover of dirty socks, a hater of baths, and a Bond and Snoopy fangirl. Loves bacon. Good dog!

SPL: Sunny, what initially inspired you to become a cartoonist?
Sunny: Well, funny as it may seem, I originally aspired to be either a paleontologist or an archeologist. Unfortunately, being allergic to the sun makes digging in the desert for dinosaur fossils a bit tough for me. By the time I accepted this, I had already been drawing comics regularly. I had a whole bunch, but Midge was the one I kept up with and was always trying to improve.

SPL: Are there artists that have inspired you?
Sunny: A lot, really. But my biggest inspirations as to comic art and style are Bill Watterson, who created Calvin and Hobbes (the greatest comic strip of all time), and Klasky & Csupo, the animation studio best known for Rugrats (although I preferred The Wild Thornberrys – I was pretty obsessed with it as a kid).

SPL: What mediums (materials) do you use?
Sunny: All modern Midge comics are first sketched out (on printer paper because that’s the easiest size for me to work with even though it’s a professional no-no) with Kimberly pencils, then inked with Uni-Ball pens before I scan them to my computer and color them in Krita. I used to color them with colored pencils, but the scanning process sorely misrepresented the color and I had to move to digital.

SPL: Have you found AI to be a tool or a hindrance/drawback? Do you ever use it in your art and why?
Sunny: I mostly hate AI because it does a crappy job of whatever it is it’s doing. I never use it. Honestly, if I see AI art, I get fixated on spotting all the mistakes like a Hidden Picture puzzle. But, even if it were to improve enough to be helpful, I won’t use it. I like creating my work myself on my own terms and I feel like AI takes that away from creators.

SPL: What do you enjoy the most about being an artist? The least (i.e., drawbacks) ?
Sunny: What I enjoy the most is the creativity. I just love when ideas come to me, and I love picturing them and thinking about what I can add or how I can mold it into something cool or special or funny. What I enjoy least are deadlines. Odd as it sounds, I consider it a blessing that the syndicates I submitted Midge to rejected her. I learned afterwards, personally, from professional cartoonists, how hard those deadlines are to make.


Sunny: Taking a slight intermission to take out the shihtzu who is doing the doody dance.

SPL: *licks paws, preens fluffy angel wings, checks notes*

SPL: Meow! Welcome back Sunny! My Scribe is also an artist, yet never took it to the commercial side. We (that is, me the hamsum cat, an my Scribe) are familiar with your art in the marketplace. How did you transition from hobbyist to professional cartoonist?
Sunny: Basically, I was just blessed with a very supportive family. I’ve been working for my parents, including as my mom’s caregiver during the last six years of her life, so I can work on my passion projects, including Midge. I can’t say I make a lot on Midge, so I’m not sure how great those tips would be, BOL.

SPL: Well, riches or not, we really hope you’re doing a Midge calendar again this year? If so, where could a cat or doggo (or squirrel, raccoon, stuffie or bunny…with ‘their’ credit card) obtain your 2026 calendar or or other Midge art?
Sunny: Yes, oh yes! We’ve created the Midge 2026 Calendar, which is out now in MidgeShop on Zazzle: http://www.zazzle.com/midge_2026_sunday_comics_calendar-256605243268250874. Click where it says MidgeShop to see the other cool merch. I’m hoping to add some designs next year, too.

SPL: Sunny, thank you for sharing your insights on art and life as an artist. Wishing you and Midge a sweet holiday!

SPL: Midge the Mutt is often a found-in on Xtwit, Bluesky, Zazzle, and deFURnitely at facebook.com/midgethemutt. Thank you for joining me on this Behind the Scenes with Sir Pickle Longpaw. If you would like to share your story about your art, business (yes, farms!), or purrhaps a passion that can be published without causing massive blushing, please forward a brief bio and your contact details to: Behind the Scenes with Sir Pickle Longpaw, C/O The Anipal Times

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Call Me the Breeze

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Purrrr, It’s Mr. Breeze here. Since I’m going to be writing for The Anipal Times I thought it would be a fine thing to post an intro.

In 2007 when I was a few months old I escaped from my home and got lost. I was begging at random doors for food. Then I met a stripey cat. She was eating all kinds of stuff so I followed her home. I hung out under da pine tree watching her humans barbecue. They fed me grilled shrimp because I was getting skinnier by da day. I named myself “Mr. Breeze” because I blew into their yard.

Da stripey cat’s humans called around everywhere trying to find my family. Da lady walked me around da neighborhood asking everybody if I was theirs. No dice. Who doesn’t look for their sweet panfur???

Da lady had been in a car accident and didn’t feel she could make a 20 year commitment to a young cat so she gave me to a rescue along with a ton of cash. I was kind of sad but da rescue lady was very nice and I made lots of barn cat friends.

A couple of months later da rescue lady to a pet expo.Da rescue lady was holding me like a baby, cooing and tickling my belly. MOL!! Suddenly da lady and my daddy showed up. I was so happy to see them and they adopted me right away. I was so happy to see my pine tree again. And then we went inside and there was the stripeycat and a spicy black cat. Their names were @sisfurcats Bugs and Chilipepper!

When I was young I liked to play sticks wif da lady. I liked to hang out on da front porch looking handsome for da neighbors. I sometimes hunted. I climbed trees like a big panfur. I even liked to play in da snow!

As it turned out, I was very photogenic. Dis photo motivated da lady to get me social media accounts. In 2009 I landed on twitter and found lots of anipals here! I even started my own bloggy, Call Me The Breeze.

I was invited to DJ at Frugal Dougal’s #pawpawty in 2009. I made friends there who are still friends to this day. I’ve been DJing at #nipclub on X since the start in 2010. I am involved with the sporadic #NipclubExtra on X and the blog. I also DJ at #pawgaritaville on X and help with the blog. I run #chilipawty on X and the blog (with lots of help from @tweetingtruman and many others) and I help @GeorgetheDuck out with #catmaseve on X and the blog. I love music! It’s a huge bonus that some pawties benefit animal charities.

I’ve also helped da lady learn Photoshop and GIMP.

I loved my sisfurs Bugs and Chilipepper. I was especially sad when Chilipepper went OTRB. I walked around da house crying for her. When Bugs went OTRB da vet gave me my very own kitten, @sisfurcats Ragamuffin. (2016)

I loved to snuggle my daddy. And I trained da lady to give me treats when I held out my paw. I loved to meet new people and give them headbutts. I even got to meet some of my [@kittehboi483] Pokémon GO pals in da park. I wasn’t keen on the car but so many scritches!!

In 2024 I went OTRB after a long illness. @Sisfurcats Ragamuffin still misses me. And of course my humans do too. My mommy wants to get an older cat for her. Hopefully they can become friends. I’ve been talking to the Cat Distribution System about it.

I still hang out wif my pals on twitter/X. DJing, of course. I like learning about new (to me) music to make playlists for pawties.
I make graphics with GIMP, and and enjoy learning how to use effects for pawty banners. Check out Put Your Paws in da Air for some of my work
I’m learning to make AI images with NightCafe Studio. It’s tempting to let @nightcafestudio design the pawty banners, but I like using GIMP too.
I’m still blogging for #pawgaritaville, #nipclubextra, #OwensBlackpaw, and #catmaseve.
I have fun putting ChatGPT through its paces. I sporadically post interesting conversations on my Just Some AI blog.

I make da lady read LOTS of books! Dis da books I making her read.

My favorite book is “Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?” by Caitlin Doughty. This humorous book answers questions like “Why Don’t Animals Dig Up All The Graves?” and “Can I Give Grandma A Viking Funeral?” Makes a perfect gift for morbid children.

I’m glad you could join me on The Anipal Times. We are going to have so much fun!