
Midge Comic–Squeaky Couch


Hi everyone!
It’s September, so it’s not too early to be thinking about holiday shopping!
I wanted to share a few things from our dear friend Midge, who creates the fantastic comics for the Anipal Times.
Midge’s human, Sunny, has an incredible Zazzle store with her talented creations on tons of products!
Link to MidgeShop itself:
https://www.zazzle.com/store/midgeshop/products
I’ve bought several Midge’s calendars over the years!
Link to 2027 Midge Comics Calendar:
https://www.zazzle.com/midge_2027_sunday_comics_calendar-256628754585363647
Remember to revisit them when autumn arrives because they go on sale then!
Link to Halloween shirt:
https://www.zazzle.com/halloween_midge_howling_at_the_moon_shirt-256984734655354873
Why does roasting food smell so delicious, yet I rarely get any? But boy, if there is an apple, carrot or tomato, the peeps sure are in a mood to share. Pass the roast, please. Deeper thoughts.
Saw a bunny today. Looked soft. Wondered, can I snuggle him? Run, run. Nope, she took off. Kissy noses.
Why do squirrels throw things at me and then chirp at me until I locate them? I then naturally bounce them right off the fence. Every single time, right off the fence. Wouldn’t it be smarter for them to toss things at me from a tree? Can’t bounce a tree. Deeper thoughts.
After a bath, I wipe my soaking wet face on every sofa and chair in the house so they too can smell like oatmeal and vanilla. No reason. Just being me. Kissy noses.
Why does a triangle have three sides? Uneven touching. Does one side get lonely and need to hold my paw? I am here for you. Deeper thoughts.
After the peeps mow the lawn, I run around and get super green paws, then I hit the carpet and if I am fast, the big bed! Wooo. Kissy noses.
The Perseid meteor shower happened this month, but the clouds covered it up. Same with the eclipse. Made me sad. Pretty sure they wanted to be seen by all of us. Maybe we can schedule an appointment to see the showers and eclipse next time? Deeper thoughts.
If I wish really hard, eggs and cheese appear in my breakfast bowl! Do cats get this treatment? Maybe they don’t wish hard enough. Kissy noses.A guitar has strings, and a piano has keys. Would they still work if you switched the keys for the strings? MMM, deeper thoughts.
Hi everyone,
Ooh, and there goes another month!
Hope everyone is keeping well and safe.
For August’s first show, Peppy shared tales of his wonderful life following his rescue from the snow. Peppy had some funny food stories, tales of fun beach trips, and stories of lots of fun with his pals.
Next up was Brenda, who shared her growing brood and all their mischief and adventures. Hold up! Where’s the TV remote gone! BRENDAAAAA! Brenda was also super helpful for pals by adding alt info for all her tweets. Inclusive for all! Great job, Brenda.
For the next show, we had a guest host helper as Pixie’s mama was travelling. Wilbur Wonkey McDonkey stepped in to help Millie and keep the show running. And he did a great job!
It was lovely to hear about all the summer fun everyone has been having. We also had a marvellous selection of things at our virtual picnic!
The last show of the month, we had Otto on the show. Otto shared about being rescued from a car and creating Catsofanarchy and fun shenanigans with pals and the Christmas tree! Our final August show also featured at Catnipalooza26, too!
We also had the Ruffriderz ride reveal for the September ride to Korea!
In the OTLFP adoption segments, we also featured lots of pets in rescue needing homes, and we hoped that the featured pets would find their forever homes very soon.
Good luck to Teddy in Wisconsin with HOPE Rescue.
Sunny in Hull, UK with Oakwood Rescue, and
Susie in Oklahoma, USA, with Pets & People Rescue.
We are also keeping our paws crossed for all the other pets in rescue centres who are all waiting patiently for someone to give them a second chance at a forever home.
We have a fun-filled diary of guests planned for September and beyond, so hopefully we’ll see you there!
If you have any ideas on guests we could feature, please message @MillieOTLFP @Pixie_Tooth or @OfftheleashFP
So until next time, stay safe, and we look forward to seeing you all for the shows next month.
Love and hugs, Millie, Pixie, and the #OTLFP team
Nipclub August 27th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift
We celebrated World Lake Day at Nipclub!
We celebrated World Lake Day by boating; it’s a grand summer celebration of boats, campfire food, and fun! We reminisced about two Nipclub friends who are no longer with us: Petie the Cat and human Momma Louise. I vaguely remember Petie and girlfriend Pandafur. We miss our lovely, kind friends and have lots of glorious memories.
Moo had grilled salmon with blackened seasoning and fresh asparagus ready when I arrived, made over an open fire! Gator, Mizz Bassie, and Sir Pickle were already there, along with K-Boi, and I asked how he was doing after Ragamuffin had passed. Ragamuffin has graduated to an Angel Nipclub member and will still be around! K-Boi was doing okay, and it was nice to see him as usual.
Mizz Bassie said Armani the cat was not feeling well and had to go to the vet on Monday. Hopefully, he’ll feel better soon.
Pearl served “Life is better at the lake” frosted cookies and lemonade. Gator was excited about the eclipse visible at his house and possibly northern lights, so he dragged his human outside and disappeared from the conversation multiple times. Gator said it was a blood moon eclipse!
Pearl shared a photo of a sleeping (or hiding) bat that she spotted at her human’s home in the evening. Apparently, it was different but larger than they usually see. We all agreed that bats are exceptional creatures!
This time, Moo tempted me with additional lemonade that featured vodka, crushed ice, and plentiful mint. Delish! Pearl made grilled lake trout stuffed with lemon wedges and wrapped in bacon. So fresh!
We reminisced about Petie and Pandafur. I especially remember Pandafur, the floofy lady cat. She was lovely. I haven’t seen her lately, but apparently, she’s still around. Gator said he remembered their wedding, but I’m not sure I was there. I attended Catty Boy and Pandora’s wedding as a guest, though. I had the invitation and photos to prove it! That was back when Nipclub had a wedding planner.
Pearl set out more delicious cocktails and all the s’mores fixings so we could roast marshmallows over the campfire and make warm, gooey, delicious s’mores. Louis and Angus were like the Glimmer Twins; they showed up for LATENITE simultaneously, ready to party and play music!
Gator found another wedding photo album and shared a few more old photos. Glorious memories! Gator and others also shared eclipse photos of the moon that were fuzzy but interesting. Louis had a summer playlist queued up, and he started us off with a tune by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. Amber and Precious shared some eclipse photos, and I found some others had posted since it was cloudy in Jakku.
I met a new cat that evening, Gen. Viper, of the Cat World Domination Army, which was started by Gen. Cattis. He looks a bit like Angus, a slightly floofy black cat. We’re following each other now. Hopefully, he’ll check out Nipclub in the future.
Summer shandies and snacks were flowing, and Louis played Otis Redding and the TLC classic “Waterfalls”. He played more music by Bob Seger, Joe Satriani, The Beach Boys, and more.
Pearl went home. I took over the bar and served tequila shots and taquitos with fresh summer flavors while we listened to music by the lake and looked at the moon. Angus craved a hot dog, so I made a bacon-wrapped Sonoran Dog. That ended up being too fancy, so I made him a regular ballpark hot dog!
I made some campfire skillet brownies and coffee lattes, and we listened to music in the moonlight before I started making to-go boxes for everyone before closing up for the night.
Another fun, relaxing evening!
Until next week!
Slinky the Cat

Nipclub August 20th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift
It’s a Bacon party! Everything has bacon in it! And I mean everything! It’s glorious!
I walked into the Nipclub bar wearing my bacon suit and then had to change into my plain clothes bacon sekurity uniform. Moo and Mizz Bassie greeted me. There was a lively conversation going on about hotel bed quality. Moo brought me praline bacon tartlets and a cocktail with a large piece of crispy bacon as garnish.
Later, Pearl served maple bacon cupcakes and caffe lattes to those who needed caffeine. Pearl showed me the small golf course-sized hovercraft she rode in on; it had a giant stack of bacon in the back of it. It was something to behold! It was actually bacon-powered, so it even smelled like bacon (and catnip) outside the bar.
Angel Dominique, a.k.a. DC Kitty made a surprise appearance! She was chatting with everyone, making the rounds. We don’t see her often enough anymore, so it was really nice to catch up. Pearl kept the bacon tartlets, bacon-wrapped grilled shrimp, and champagne bacon cocktails flowing while we caught up.
DC was unaware of Pearl’s new dog plus feline companion. She also didn’t know her beloved ginger cat, Butter, had died. Consequently, more drinks accompanied several Butter anecdotes plus images.
Louis showed up for LATE NITE and asked if anyone was in the DJ booth. I hadn’t seen K-Boi or Sir LongPaw, so there was no music yet. Dominque talked about a newish cat food, Made By Nacho- chef-developed cat food by Bobby Flay. Apparently, it’s very tasty stuff and worth checking out the website!
Louis was in the DJ booth which meant the real LATE NITE party started! Coldplay was the first cut, then Imagine Dragons, and more fun music. TJS arrived and said hello to everyone right as Dominique said goodbye. We all hoped she would be back again soon!
Angus arrived and Louis hit his musical stride with some Mongolian metal by The Hu (A LATE NITE Nipclub favorite by now). Moo talked about cactus flowers, the monsoon in Jakku, and asked if my humans had any big storms near their home. Moo showed some photos of a trip to Costa Rica, including a photo of an anteater! Wow, it looked so cool!
Pearl was knocking the food out of the park with flaming shots, bacon maple cheesecake, bacon s’mores, lasagna, and fruity cocktails. Angus and Louis chatted about music while Moo showed more tropical wildlife photos while we all drank bacon beer. Fun times!
Once Pearl’s barktender shift ended and she went home, I stepped in to serve cocktails and potato skins topped generously with bacon and scallions. Louis wound up his set and posted the set list on YouTube. Technology makes it easy to share!
Moo was fading and wanted an escort to her car. Louis, Angus and I were all fading too, so I packaged up some leftover bacon snacks for everyone to enjoy at home this weekend. It was time to go, so I cleaned up, locked up, turned on the closed sign, and headed back to my cloud.
Until next week!
Slinky the Cat
Good evening! Dis is Bart!
And dis is TJ! We’re writing together again!
Bart: Dat’s right! And guess what we’re writing about????
TJ: Daddy’s 70s countdown!
Bart: You see Daddy always listens to these old songs counted down again. Honestly, a little embarrassing.
TJ: Dere’s this song called ‘Margaritaville!’ What does that even mean?
Bart: I think da guy was getting drunk.
TJ: Stwange title.
Bart: And then there was dis weird song called ‘Christine Sixteen’
TJ: Dat sounds naughty.
Bart: I think it is silly.
TJ: Den he had the Star Wars theme.
Bart: I like that song. I liked R2D2.
TJ: I guess. Better than dat streak song.
Bart: And dat song ‘bout an undercover angel.
TJ: Why does an angel need to be undercover? Dey can fly, right?
Bart: Look at dis one, TJ! A barracuda! A song about a barracuda! Singing about fisshies!
TJ: Daddy’s music is so weird, Bart.
Bart: How about dis song TJ? Do you wanna make love? Or do you just wanna fool around?
TJ: Dat’s the same thing, Bart!
Bart: Daddy’s music is so embarrassing. If you other doggies are in the same boat, be patient.
TJ: And howl whenever da songs come on!
Bart: Well, dat’s it! We will see you next time!
TJ: We love our daddy, even if his music is dumb.
Hi everyone. Welcome back to Meet Me at the Bookshelf! *Sassy wavy paws!
Today I am reviewing a book called Mad Mabel by Sally Hepworth.This book is a stunning mystery doused with a deeply twisted family tragedy. Brutal twists and turns galore keep the pages turning, which include a tiny, twice -rescued Chihuahua named Nugget.
The story centers on a woman, now called Elsie Fitzpatrick, living a quiet, nondescript life in a community neighborhood in Australia. Like most communities, this one has nosy neighbors, fantastic dogs, single moms, and kids that pester older adults.
The story’s star, 81-year-old Mabel, currently lives discreetly under a different name. She and her pal, Daphne, prefer quiet days and instead are being annoyed daily by both Nugget, a yappy Chihuahua owned by Ishaan, Mabel’s 93-year-old next-door neighbor and nemesis, and the seven-year-old kid across the street, Persephone.
Persephone, notebook ready, crossed the street one afternoon. She stated she needed to interview an elderly person for her school project. She approaches Elsie and announces that she feels Elsie is 167 years old so she has chosen Elsie for the interview. Daphne, Elsie’s friend, is thrilled that someone else will be interviewed.
As they try to conduct the interview, the dog next door, Nugget, is seriously carrying on and loudly yapping, and her owner, Ishaan, lo-and-behold does not come out to quiet her.
Persephone, still trying to finish her assignment, casually states she thinks Ishaan is dead. Elsie asks when anyone last saw him.
When no one can answer, the 81-year-old Elsie hops the wall, and after scraping her legs on the wall and hobbling into the house, she sadly finds him deceased in the home.
Nugget stops barking.
Mabel Waller, the youngest person ever convicted of murder in Australia, may have killed Ishaan, according to a neighbor, though the police refused to take Nugget.
The tale is off and running.
The book goes back and forth between the life of Mabel the child, who lost her baby sister to polio and whose mother walked off a balcony to her death, and Elsie the adult, who is lonely and misunderstood.
It is beautifully told.Her mother’s sister, Cess, took Mabel in and raised her in her mother’s mansion while her absent, wayward father gallivanted around. Mabel is not popular at school and is teased and bullied constantly.
A turn of phrase alerts her at school that it is in fact her dad that tells vicious stories to the neighbors about Mabel, calling her Mad Mabel, ruining her reputation, and making sure she has no playmates. Mabel feels devastated.I understood Nugget was sent to Mabel for a reason after Momma read me the sad parts of her past. I was pretty sure Mabel was a kind and honest person.
Mabel houses Nugget, given that shelters lack space and the dog trusts only her. The police interviewed Mabel twice and seemed afraid of her.
They took one of her shoes for DNA evidence. I informed Momma that they could take both. When I eat a shoe, Momma tosses out two shoes instead of giving me the second one. Nerve that!
The police imply Mabel killed Ishaan. The word is out and several picketers arrived in the neighborhood to hassle Mabel.The neighborhood is now bustling with activists, news vans, and criminals. Persephone’s apparent father suddenly attempts to mingle with them multiple times before he tries to get into his kid’s home.
Mabel, with Nugget supporting her, approaches the man for a conversation. She called the police to no avail.
Mabel tries to get the picketers to leave her alone and leave her community. No one will help. A pair of YouTubers contact Mabel and ask to do a documentary, finally giving her side of the story. With no other choice but to clear her neighborhood of the activists, she agreed.
Mabel then watches the child at her home while Persephone’s mother works at night.
The story moves back and forth between the past and the present. Gorgeous, lyrical, and moving.
Momma had leaky eyes, and I found a Crocs chew to munch while she read to me.
I give this book five paws up!
It will make you think about judging others, innocent victims, and crime. Read it for a great time.
We wuvu u and we will see you next time for Meet Me at the Bookshelf.
*Sassy wavy paws!
Have you ever wondered why all the good stuff is hidden under a hard shell? Like watermelon? Let me at it! Yum. Da Nerve!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ooze! Ooze who? Ooze a good dog! Bahahah. Wuvu. Da Nerve!
Why do peeps have to blow their noses? Super loud and messy, if you ask me. Dogs and cats don’t do it. Not ever. Get with it, humans. Da Nerve!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Defense! Defense who? De Fence has a hole in it and that is how I chased the bunny! Da Nerve!
Do you ever stop to think what people did when they saw an eclipse back in the 1500s? Must have fweaked Em out! Lots of running around. Thinking it was all over! Hee hee. I just napped through this one. Da Nerve!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is take me for a walk! Da nerve!
Why is it OK for peeps to wake us up to go to things like the pup daycare, or da vet, but it is not OK for us to wake them up for walks and hugs? Da Nerve!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Eileen! Eileen who? I leaned over to pet the dog and fell off the bed. Da Nerve!