Nipclub, January 8, 2026 Sekurity Update

Thursday, 1-8-26. Nipclub. Happy New Year!

On January 8th at Nipclub, we had an Elvis 90th Birthday Bash theme!

The smell of fried chicken and biscuits permeated the bar when I walked in; it smelled so heavenly. The music was rockin’ with Elvis and Elvis-inspired songs!

Susan and Puddin’ (@Georgiarealist) were waiting for me with freshly fried chicken when I walked in. Louis (@psiangelic) was eating a monstrous peanut butter, banana, and bacon sammich. Moo (@moothemousecat) had served some Welsh rarebit, and Breezyboi (@breezeboi), and Tiny Pearl (@TinyPearl) showed up, and we discussed what Welsh rarebit was. Breeze declared it rarebit, akin to rabbit, since earlier humans lacked rabbit hunting options; thus, cheese sauce served as a replacement.

Huh? After a bit of research and discussion, we learned it’s like a beer cheese fondue that you pour onto thick, rustic bread and put under the broiler.

It’s pub food.

Breeze suggested pumpernickel and Guinness and planned to make it this weekend. Sounds delish!

My Sekurity watch reached over an hour, with no activity present. Slow night. Could security risks still be enjoying time off?

Pearl was serving up Elvis-shaped cookies and banana peanut butter cocktails. Banana, peanut butter, and bacon were on theme, but we were getting grossed out by Elvis-themed pizza, so Pearl made a regular cheese pizza, a lovely butter cake, more fried chicken, and some righteous cocktails.

There were still no sekurity risks yet. I kept checking the sekurity system sensors and cameras we had spread outside the building and the grounds, and nothing was happening. It was so quiet; they must have fixed the algorithm!

More discussion of Guinness ice cream floats, deformed Yeowww catnip bananas, and cat barf in the middle of the night.

Pearl shared images from a vintage Midwest cookbook with recipes for canned shrimp casseroles, Vienna sausage, hot dog towers, etc. That started a whole new conversation about Spam!

No sekurity risks at all tonight. We all had a great time, with the fun music, food, and friendly conversation!

Please join #Nipclub every Thursday night for a new themed anipal party!