TJ and Bart: Walking in da Rain

TJ: Good evening! We are TJ and Bart. We are both Doxies, and we write for da Anipal Times. Dis is TJ.

Bart: Dis is Bart. I am a purebred Doxie. TJ is a mix. But we love him anyway.

TJ: Dat not nice, Bart.

Bart: It’s da truth!

TJ: Okay, let’s talk about doggie walks. Our people always ask why doggos dislike walking in da rain?

Bart: Yeah! Dis is so simple. Cause we dislike walking on wet grass. Having wet grass on your tummy…and other areas…is not a good feeling.

TJ: And den when we want to go inside, the human wants us to stay outside until we finish!

Bart: I cannot see why dey get upset when we use da bathroom inside da house!

TJ: Humans are weird. Doggos, if you’re reading dis and want to share your thoughts on dis very important topic, let us know!

Bart: Exactly! Now I want a treat! Dis writing is hard work!

TJ: I heard Dat!

Dogs Can Fly!

Did you know that rescue dogs in the UK were trained to fly a real airplane?

In 2016 Sky 1 aired a TV series called Dogs Might Fly. Twelve dogs underwent acting challenges, made music videos, and even acted in a live play.

Three of the dogs made it to flight school. With special equipment and training, the dogs learned to steer the plane, keep it level, and follow simple flying instructions. Two dogs were able to fly a Cessna 172 in a figure 8.

Good dogs!

The dogs didn’t handle takeoff or landing, but they did control the plane in the air. I think they earned their wings!

TJ and Bart Music column

Hello, Anipal Times! We are TJ and Bart, ready for our second column.

Dis is Bart!

Dis is TJ! Let’s do Dis!

Bart: Today, we are going to talk about music. Our daddy is a DJ and likes to play music on da social media.

TJ: Well, he likes to play da old music. SOOOOOOOOO old.

Bart: It is embarrassing. Daddy only likes to play songs dat are fifty years old.

TJ: I mean, Daddy is playing people like Elton John, a group called America, play Dat Funky Music White Boy, what is dis, Daddy?

Bart: Dis music is stwange. Some of da songs are about people dying in the middle of the songs. Why are people singing about dis?

TJ: And why is Daddy playing dis music? Dat’s what we’re concerned with. Dey were wearing dese ugly bell-bottom pants in da 70s. Why do you want to remember dis?

Bart: Dey even have a song called da Berta Butt Boogie. Ise serious, TJ!

TJ: Humans are weird. I think we need to take a nap to think about dis, Bart.

Bart: Good idea, TJ! See you next time, Anipal Times readers~

Cats of Anarchy Thanksgiving Adventures!

Saturday night was another amazing night for the Cats of Anarchy as they had their annual Thanksgiving party!

But the COA wouldn’t be complete without the duck and his twin terror sister, Darci! In this instance, they committed the unthinkable, transforming the Thanksgiving turkeys into zombs!

The crew needed to determine which potion would trigger the spell. Of course, they forgot the crew had their secret weapons in the Kittens of Anarchy and Atticus and Gilbert, who quickly could come up with a potion to reverse the spell and foil their evil plan! Sending the terror twins scrambling to find something else to ruin everything!

With the evil plot foiled, the crew could enjoy a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner with so many delicious foods, desserts, and a drink menu designed by the amazing mixologist himself, Atticus!

It was another successful mission and holiday for the Cats of Anarchy crew.

Anticipating their Christmas activities during December!

Behind the Scenes! with Sir Pickle Longpaw

Midge The Mutt

🐾Cartooning with Sunny and Midge the Mutt🐾

sir pickle
sir pickle

Introduction to TJ and Bart!

Bart: Hello! We had to introduce ourselves to Anipal Times readers! My name is Bart!

TJ: And my name is TJ! Hewwo!

Bart: A wittle about ourselves. First, me. Because I am more important.

TJ: What?????

Bart: Never mind! I came to Daddy’s home thwee years ago. It was a vewwy happy day!

TJ: Bart likes to eat more than any doggo I know! He even tries to eat my food!

Bart: You snooze, you whoose, TJ!

TJ: I’m the one who does the work here. I have been here eleven yeaws! I bwavely guard the house all of the time!

Bart: TJ is scared of the dark and thunder.

TJ: Hush! At least I’m not smaller than the fwogs around the house like you are, Bart!

Bart: Whatever! We just got together to share our thoughts on serious issues for doggos.

TJ: We will tackle the controversial issues like, um, tail sniffing and stuff like dat!

Bart: What does controversial mean?

TJ: As you can tell, I am the smart one.

Bart: Whatever! Well, dat’s who we are, Anipal Times readers! Good to meet you!

TJ: Dat wight! Now it’s time for doggo naps! See you soon!

OTLFP November 2025 Wrap-Up

We’ve had another great month on @offtheleashFP #OTLFP this month.

What did we learn this month?

Well, we know Chandler @dog_phoebe loves cake, and has a fun Christmas planned exploring and keeping the area zombie and squirrel free!

We spoke to Truman @tweetingtruman and found out about Mistletoe Magic and the Anipal Times.

We had an interactive show where we thought about what we are thankful for. With Thanksgiving, we are all very thankful for friendship and having food in our tummies.

TJ @TJS12145 also came onto the show to yell at us about their on-and-off Twitter commitments.

We featured lots of pets in rescue needing homes, and hoping that the featured pets find their forever homes soon.

Paws crossed for Mike in Leicester, Sonny in Missouri, Buscuit in Wales, Pistachio in Texas, and all the other pets in the rescue centres.

We have a fun-filled diary of guests planned, so we look forward to seeing you all for the shows next month.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Love and hugs, Millie, Pixie, and the #OTLFP team.

Quote: Oleg Gazenko On Laika

Animal Holidays and Observations December 1 – 6

December

When December arrives, we think about major winter holidays like Christmas and Hanukkah.
We also think about Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day, the winter solstice, Yule, Boxing Day, New Year’s Eve,
taking stock of everything from the year, and setting New Year’s Resolutions.

December doesn’t have as many animal holidays and observations as other months, but there are still some important ones!

The only December Animal Monthly Observation is:

National Cat Lovers Month

Daily holidays during the first week include:

December 1 – 24: Operation Santa Paws
• December 1: Cyber Monday (Monday after Thanksgiving)
• December 1: National Twin With Your Dog Day
• December 2: National Mutt Day (also July 31)
• December 4: International Cheetah Day
• December 4: Wildlife Conservation Day
• December 4: Celebrate Shelter Pets Day (First Thursday after Thanksgiving)