Nipclub May 28th, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift
We had a Blue Moon party at Nipclub! The Blue Moon was officially Sunday, May 31st, so the moon was almost full, waxing gibbous, and was quite luminous.
As Gator had no avatars ready that week, I put on an old space-themed android/replicant outfit in my ship prior to my arrival at the bar.
Pearl and K-Boi were there; and Miss Moo had just finished her barktending shift and handed it over to Pearl. Pearl started with the sweets, as was her custom. She served mason jars of Blue Line moonshine and blue macarons! The moonshine was very strong, so I only tasted it.
P and Jeego arrived talking about their coastal weather; they were having a heatwave. Pearl had cloudy, slightly cooler weather in the desert Southwest.
K-Boi mentioned that “da lady” had worked in the yard all day tackling big weeds and he needed to call it a night, so he didn’t stay late. Moo and I sat at the bar before I went on my sekurity rounds, and Pearl served everyone more blue cocktails.
Louis inquired about LATE NITE and noted K-Boi’s rumored DJ role and creation of a unique later playlist. I mentioned that “da lady” was tired, so not likely.
Alfie was in the DJ booth spinning the moon-themed classic music like Moonage Daydream by David Bowie. We love the classic music at Nipclub.
Alfie’s parents got a new rescue kitty; a fluffy brown tabby named Kirby, but his real name is Cerberus. We were excited to hear about Kiby’s story, and Alfie shared some cute photos of the cat.
Mizz Bassie and Harvey Button showed up; we hadn’t seen Harvey for a week! We all helped Alfie pick out a second name for Cerberus / Kirby. I suggested Hades, and then Heracles.
Alfie liked Hades, and there were a few other brilliant suggestions. He started a list of potential names and will review them before they decide on a second name.
Angus filled the tip jar for our charity of the month, Black Cat Rescue, also known as BCR, and helpfully suggested others add to their fund, which helped my security watch. There was not much spammer activity despite all the interest in BCR.
Shortly afterwards, Angus went into the DJ booth and played more moon-themed tunes for LATENITE, and Pearl made blue corn quesadillas with fresh pico de gallo.
We all had a great time eating and drinking spectacular blue-hued cocktails, and we talked about themed music playlists, blue corn, and the recipe for that great Russian Blue cocktail that Pearl made!
As usual, Pearl left after her shift and I carried on behind the bar for a while longer while Louis, Angus, Mizz Bassie, and I chatted about pet nicknames, and I served blue moon-themed snacks and a blueberry tartlet with catpurrccino in blue cups and saucers.
Mizz Bassie wanted tea instead of a coffee drink, so I obliged her with a nice cup of hot tea while I cleaned up. I distributed takeout containers after closing the bar for the evening.
Until next week!
Slinky the Cat
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