
Midge Cartoon–Walking the Dog




Bart: Hello, Anipals! Dis is Bart from the team of TJ and Bart! Our first article of da new year! Happy New Year!
TJ: Dis is TJ. I feel like 2026 is going to be a wonderful year for all of us!
Bart: I agwee, TJ. You know I have heard of dis human thing called New Year’s Resolutions.
TJ: What’s dat?
Bart: Well, it’s when humans promise to be better in da new year.
TJ: Dat’s strange. Why do they wait for then?
Bart: Humans are weird, TJ.
TJ: Dat’s wight. So, should we doggies have New Year’s resolutions? Might be fun!
Bart: Let’s do it! I resolve to eat more dis year.
TJ: Bart, if you eat any more, you will be able to roll down the sidewalk instead of walking on it.
Bart: Not a funny joke, TJ.
TJ: It wasn’t a joke.
Bart: Okay, how about you?
TJ: I resolve to be more friendly to other doggos.
Bart: Good idea, TJ. You are always arguing with all the doggos around here. I need some peace.
TJ: I am protecting da house, Bart.
Bart: From whom?
TJ: You can never be too safe, Bart. But I promise to be a little more trusting. Maybe I will sniff dem instead of barking at them.
Bart: Good idea. I also resolve to sleep more.
TJ: Is dat possible?
Bart: I will find out.
TJ: Okay, one more from me. I resolve not to be scared of thunder.
Bart: I don’t know if you can do dat one, TJ.
TJ: Yes, I can! I am going to be more like dat hero dog Rex in Hudson and Rex, Dat TV show.
Bart: You got a long way to go for dat, TJ. But okay.
TJ: Okay, Anipals. Let us know some of your resolutions!
Bart: ‘Dat’s wight! We will see you soon. Meanwhile, time to start sleeping more!

As Christmas is a time that spreads so much joy, I’d like to tell you a heartwarming story about my mom and her Christmas dog, Tilly.
Tilly’s story, set in 2006, is nearly twenty years old.
So, in came Tilly! A half-dachshund, half-Bichon Frisé, with an adorable scruffy appearance that was the color of wheat, nibbled on my coat buttons throughout the entire car ride home on the night my dad and I welcomed her into the family.
We planned to keep her presence a secret for a couple of weeks until Christmas, as it was already December 13th, so we sneaked her in.
My mother’s access to my room or office by stairs became impossible because of a car wreck. The plan, thus, was to keep Tilly upstairs: fed, cuddled, entertained, plus, above all, quiet.
We were unaware, but Tilly had other ideas.
A very large and tall J.C. Penney box, open at the top with the top flaps cut off, and with a blanket and toys inside, served as a puppy playpen. The second her paws touched the blanket at the bottom, she started whining. I tried to hush her gently, and she answered with louder protests. Of course, I had her wandering around upstairs initially, but when she tried to befriend my rabbit, he ended up stomping his back feet at her, which made her run and yelp with fright out of my office, around the corner, and into my room.
Because I thought she might be lonely, I took the “playpen” with me wherever I went. Nothing doing.
To reassure her she wasn’t alone, I tried cuddling her for a long time.
While she was in the “playpen”, I tried giving her treats and playing with her.
I turned on the radio for her.
Even with the “playpen” beside my bed while I tried to sleep, she kept whining all night.
I’d reach over and pet her, and she’d stop when I did. Then I’d roll over, and she’d start up again.
I couldn’t let her onto the bed with me. She was such a tiny bean; I was afraid I’d roll over and squish her. So, instead, I spent the night alternating between petting and comforting her and her serenading me with her cries.
In the morning, I went downstairs, knowing my mom had heard Tilly and that she had ruined the surprise.
My mom couldn’t figure out why I looked so terrible.
I couldn’t figure out why she wasn’t asking me about the whining echoing down the stairwell.
Still, she hadn’t heard! She didn’t know!
There was no way I could keep Tilly a secret for another twelve days, so I brought her downstairs to my mom, saying, “Merry Christmas!”
My mom lit up like a little kid at Christmas. She was so excited, and Tilly was so excited, and I was excited but also exhausted.
My mom said she couldn’t believe we’d snuck Tilly in and kept her quiet all night! I answered that we hadn’t and told her about my sleepless night.
She was even more surprised.
My mom lowered Tilly into her playpen to go to the kitchen.
And this time Tilly didn’t whine. Instead, she Tigger-bounced off her back legs, grabbed hold of the handle that was cut into the side of the box with her front paws, lifted herself up like she was about to do a pull-up, and squeezed herself out of the handle, plopping onto the floor with a tiny thump.
She rose to her feet and wandered over to my mom, head held high.
Turns out, this was a preview of the next ten years: Tilly doing high-dives off the back of the couch, leaping over baby gates and furniture, running up vet bills and giving us minor cardiac arrest regularly, no matter the measures taken to stop the furry little Evel Knievel.
But through it all, we loved her, and she loved us. She was my mom’s very own special Christmas puppy.
Bart: Hewwo, Anipal Times Readers! This is Bart, and we, TJ and Bart, are ready to write another column.
TJ: Dis is TJ, and dis is an important column. Doggos have asked us dis question: Why do our humans become upset when we sniff each other’s tails?
Bart: It is stwange, TJ. What is da problem with them?
TJ: They do not know dat is how we greet each other! We check each other out when we do dat! But humans just get all weird about it.
Bart: Hoomans, y’all do weird things too, like when we poop outside, y’all gather it in paper bags. Why do you want to save our poop?
TJ: I never figured dat one out, Bart.
Bart: Hoomans are strange. Anyway, for you hoomans, when we sniff each other’s tails, it’s our way of saying hello.
TJ: You can tell a lot about a doggo by sniffing its tail.
Bart: Exactly. You know den if you can twust da other dog. If you smell da wong thing, it’s no good
TJ: Dis is how we bweak da ice at da dog parks. Other doggos can be nervous, but when we sniff their tails, it rewaxes dem.
Bart: Dat’s wight. So, for you doggos, be patient with your humans. Dey are stwange.
TJ: And for humans, try to be more understanding. We will twy to be understanding with you.
Until next time. Woof woof!

Arthur, an older dog with a mysterious history from downstate Illinois, was once a bundle of nerves in the bustling city. The urban landscape overwhelmed him, making him scared and reactive to every noise and sudden movement. His owner, seeking a change for her beloved companion, found a lifeline in Dog Training Now (DTN). She would later recall that location with intense gratitude; Arthur discovered existence need not induce fear there.
The 12-day board-and-train program was transformative. DTN wasn’t just a business; it was a community of people who genuinely cared about the dogs’ success. They welcomed Arthur with open arms, understanding his anxieties and working patiently to build his confidence. Under the dedicated guidance of the trainers, especially one named JJ, Arthur unfurled.
Each day brought new lessons. He gained trust, followed instructions, and, above all, the realization that the surrounding wasn’t hostile. JJ fostered a special bond with Arthur, treating him with a love that mirrored his owner’s own affection. Even after returning home, the lessons stuck. Arthur continued to practice his new skills, his progress a testament to the comprehensive and caring approach of the DTN team.
His owner watched proudly as the once-timid, reactive dog blossomed into a confident, happier companion. The transformation was remarkable. “I highly recommend DTN,” she often enthused, “no matter what their age, they can help your pup be a better dog!” Arthur’s story shows that, with support and affection, dogs of any age or background can find happiness and confidently embrace life.
TJ: Good evening! We are TJ and Bart. We are both Doxies, and we write for da Anipal Times. Dis is TJ.
Bart: Dis is Bart. I am a purebred Doxie. TJ is a mix. But we love him anyway.
TJ: Dat not nice, Bart.
Bart: It’s da truth!
TJ: Okay, let’s talk about doggie walks. Our people always ask why doggos dislike walking in da rain?
Bart: Yeah! Dis is so simple. Cause we dislike walking on wet grass. Having wet grass on your tummy…and other areas…is not a good feeling.
TJ: And den when we want to go inside, the human wants us to stay outside until we finish!
Bart: I cannot see why dey get upset when we use da bathroom inside da house!
TJ: Humans are weird. Doggos, if you’re reading dis and want to share your thoughts on dis very important topic, let us know!
Bart: Exactly! Now I want a treat! Dis writing is hard work!
TJ: I heard Dat!