Kissy Noses and Deeper Thoughts: A Column by Sassy

Hugs, hi everyone! *Sassy wavy paws.

I am a dog. I contribute to the fabulous Anipal Times. These are my insights about my fuzzy, doggy life.

Why does the grass need to be green? A nice shade of burgundy, maybe, or purple? A field of eggplants, or pumpkins, maybe? Mmm Deeper Thoughts.

I have a double coat of fur. That means I have one coat to spread around on the carpet, sofa and beds, and one coat stays on me. Just nature. I don’t make the rules. Kissy Noses.

Why don’t pets get a fridge to themselves? It could be paw-operated and we could get a treat whenever we like. Oh wait. Hee hee. Deeper Thoughts.

Some peeps have invested in ancestry kits for their pets. Not mine. They know I am 100% adorable, and that is good enough for them. Kissy Noses.

Do pets have a dictionary? How many words would be in it? Does it vary by region or state? Would they include it in Back To School Kits for Pets? Deeper Thoughts.

One thought on “Kissy Noses and Deeper Thoughts: A Column by Sassy”

  1. Hugs bestieeeeeeeee, ok so best quote of the post ‘I have one coat to spread around on the carpet, sofa and beds’, I may have to steal this one. The paw operated pet fridge totally sounds like something you should patent. The one that blew my mind was the pet dictionary and whether it would vary by region or state, I have heard lots of pet communicators say that animals they have spoken with have accents etc so that would be so interesting to know. Hmmmmm will ponder this for at list the rest of the day. Wuff you da super mostestestestest nose kissy. Fink we need a hillrooolllllllll xx

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