TJ: Good evening! We are TJ and Bart. We are both Doxies, and we write for da Anipal Times. Dis is TJ.
Bart: Dis is Bart. I am a purebred Doxie. TJ is a mix. But we love him anyway.
TJ: Dat not nice, Bart.
Bart: It’s da truth!
TJ: Okay, let’s talk about doggie walks. Our people always ask why doggos dislike walking in da rain?
Bart: Yeah! Dis is so simple. Cause we dislike walking on wet grass. Having wet grass on your tummy…and other areas…is not a good feeling.
TJ: And den when we want to go inside, the human wants us to stay outside until we finish!
Bart: I cannot see why dey get upset when we use da bathroom inside da house!
TJ: Humans are weird. Doggos, if you’re reading dis and want to share your thoughts on dis very important topic, let us know!
Bart: Exactly! Now I want a treat! Dis writing is hard work!
TJ: I heard Dat!
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