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Nipclub March 26, 2026: Sekurity Update

Nipclub March 26, 2026 Sekurity
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Nipclub March 26, 2026, Sekurity Update by Slinky, @Slinky_the_Cat, Sekurity Agent, Late Nite shift

Hello Spring! Sekurity had nifty uniforms this week that were gardening overalls with trowels and pots of catnip!

I arrived late because I was out gallivanting around the multiverse and lost track of time. I checked the sekurity cameras and the video shortly after I arrived.

With our gardening theme in full swing, everyone was talking about catnip: growing it (Pearl is the expert at farming catnip), eating it, getting crazy, catnip toys, etc.  

Various pals watched sports because of March Madness and baseball.

Angus celebrated his 7th gotcha day and brought cake and champagne to share with everyone. It was epic!

Angus and Louis were trying to decide who should play music for LATE NITE; looks like they will share DJ duties.

Pearl made shrimp dishes left and right, and P and Jeego posted a crazy photo of Jeego in a shrimp sushi costume. It is so difficult to describe, but hilarious!

Angus played fun music such as Def Leppard, The Divinyls, and George Michael. After I reviewed the sekurity footage once more, I stepped outside. Music played loudly, and animals danced joyfully throughout the night.

Everyone had a great time dancing, talking about old rock stars, and eating delicious noms and cocktails while the music continued. The dance floor was open and Nipclub trended on X!

Louis played Usher and Juice Newton’s cover version of the song “Angel of the Morning”, so we discussed who originally sang it.

Pearl left the bar to me to close down as usual. Louis wound down with Nine Inch Nails, catnip, and a last call cocktail as Angus and I wrapped up the LATE NITE Nipclub party bar.

Until next week!

Slinky the Cat

Nipclub December 4, 2025 Sekurity Update

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12-4-25 Nipclub

Tonight, we were sledding in the Scottish Highlands with fluffy cows! I had double-parked my spaceship, then had to move it to make space for all the sleds and cows. Nine interlopers had already infiltrated the grounds before I even started my shift.

Tonight, I have Niles as my Scottish highland steer Sekurity sidekick. Moo (@moothemousecat) is serving drams of 18-year-old Glenlivet single-malt with coffee, hot cacao, and drool-worthy blueberry cake. I shall grab a bite before exiting with Niles.

So many spammers tonight, I suggested remodeling the holding cell, and Breeze (@kittehdaboi), aka K-Boi, as I affectionately call him, suggested packing them tighter. Gator (@RealFakeGator) mentioned the empty cells in the basement, but I thought that was a rumor. Didn’t know we had a basement.

Pearl (@TinyPearlCat), Breeze, P & Jeego (@SeattleP), and Sassy (@3phiboticceli) etc. are all here. Moo’s finishing up her shift with crab cakes and fries; tasty, hot food for a shivery snow day. I’m scouting around for interlopers with Niles.

Later, recollections involved old friends alongside late-hour companions who drank excessively, courting issues. I suggested a Scotch whisky fountain, and K-Boi asked if it should be Speyside or Isley. Speyside, if I’m having several drinks! I like Isley for sipping by the fire.

Niles and I went out looking for more sekurity risks, toward the neglected corn maze, and caught a couple of spammers. We went back to the bar to warm up, Niles included. Pearl rewarded us with a Bailey’s hot chocolate. Niles is a great scout. Pearl also made hot toddies, and Niles discovered that the cinnamon stick works as a straw. An edible straw. Too woody for my taste! Pearl also served a delectable ginger cheesecake, and we all chatted some more.

Niles got sleepy, so I knew it was time to take him home to his barn and speed off in my spaceship. It was a fun winter night, filled with hot beverages and great conversation about old times!
Until next week. Slinky the Sekurity Cat

Nipclub November 20, 2025 Sekurity Update

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The theme was Gatsby Glamour at the Roaring ‘20s party night! Gator made the Snick’s Sekurity team natty tuxedos to wear, complete with waistcoats. We looked absolutely dashing! The bar became an Art Déco speakeasy, and the glitzy costumes created a luxurious atmosphere. The champagne had been flowing all day, and when I arrived, Moo (@moothemousecat) was finishing up her shift; she had made some delicious smoked salmon canapes. Salmon and champagne! A match made in heaven!

Breeze (@kittehdaboi) was there, but currently in Twitter jail, so I had to talk to him through the jail cell bars. Luckily, he could still party with us using his alternate account.

It was a bit of a slow night, as I didn’t catch my first spammer until about an hour into my shift! They were trying to sneak in the back way and crash the party.

Tiny Pearl (@tinypearlcat) was barktending, serving up shrimp cocktails, chocolate torte, and champagne punch, and Sir Pickle (@SirLongpaw) was spinning the Catnadian tunes for the late-night bunch. I paused for refreshment with Moo (@moothemousecat) when she reappeared. Pearl really went all out and gave us drinks, fancy food, and candles! It was over the top!

A few more spammers threatened to spoil the fun, so I had to get up and go throttle a couple more while I was enjoying a tender steak. I caught four during my shift, but more always show up the next day, sometimes huddling around the dumpsters. TJS (@TJS12145) usually shows up at #Nipclub later to help corral the interlopers! Keeping the #Nipclub bar safe is my primary job during my shift.

Vampy (@AdorabullyBadge) was unusually chatty, sharing photos, staying up late (or early!), and showing lovely pictures of snow in Scotland! Pearl (@tinypearlcat) and I were discussing how cold weather is affecting the desert areas of the United States.

We discussed time changes and noted that Jakku doesn’t do daylight saving time. This time of year, I arrive for my shift “early” and stay late, and in the summer, I arrive late and stay late! Time is fluid on the internet! Upon closure, I became a cloud, a collection of gold stars, departing the bar. Cool trick.

Until next week!