Hugs, hi everyone. *Sassy wavy paws.

I am a dog. I contribute to the fabulous Anipal Times. These are my ponderings about my fuzzy, doggy life.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? All you need is love. Da Nerve!

Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer catalogs. Da Nerve!

Momma threw out my favorite slipper chew toy. She said it was her favorite, and not a chew toy. Da Nerve!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hoo? Hoo who? Oh, don’t cry. It’s just me, the Owl. Da Nerve!

What trick did the loaf of bread teach the dog? Roll over. Da Nerve!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Me. Me who? Literally just me. I heard the can opener! Da Nerve!

Why did the cat ask for a drum set for his birthday? He wants to play purrcussion. Da Nerve!

How do you impress a cat at the holidays? Prepare a Fancy Feast. Obviously. Da Nerve!

What is the best puppy dessert? A pupsicle ! Da Nerve!