Hello, Anipal Times! We are TJ and Bart, ready for our second column.
Dis is Bart!
Dis is TJ! Let’s do Dis!
Bart: Today, we are going to talk about music. Our daddy is a DJ and likes to play music on da social media.
TJ: Well, he likes to play da old music. SOOOOOOOOO old.
Bart: It is embarrassing. Daddy only likes to play songs dat are fifty years old.
TJ: I mean, Daddy is playing people like Elton John, a group called America, play Dat Funky Music White Boy, what is dis, Daddy?
Bart: Dis music is stwange. Some of da songs are about people dying in the middle of the songs. Why are people singing about dis?
TJ: And why is Daddy playing dis music? Dat’s what we’re concerned with. Dey were wearing dese ugly bell-bottom pants in da 70s. Why do you want to remember dis?
Bart: Dey even have a song called da Berta Butt Boogie. Ise serious, TJ!
TJ: Humans are weird. I think we need to take a nap to think about dis, Bart.
Bart: Good idea, TJ! See you next time, Anipal Times readers~
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