Good afternoon. We are TJ and Bart here for another column.
Dis is Bart. By the way, TJ went to the vettie this week and got told he had to lose weight. Hi TJ!
TJ: Dis is TJ. No need to tell da readers dat, Bart.
Bart: The readers should know about us, TJ!
TJ: Like how you ran away from dat little chihuahua da other day?
Bart: Let’s start dis week’s column! It is about music!
TJ: An important topic! Our daddy likes people who made music in the seventies. In other words, old.
Bart: Weally old! Now dis is stwange ‘cause they still sing songs from when dey were young!
TJ: Example: Dat guy Mick Jagger. He still sings dat song about not getting da satisfaction! If you have not got it by now, you ain’t getting it!
Bart: Or da guy Rod Stewart! He is still singing the song ‘Do You Tink I’m Sexy?’ He is in his seventies! Dat sick!
TJ: Also, some of dese people are eating too much. Dey sweating too much, not able to breathe. Maybe do a different kind of music? Like Polka?
Bart: We are not saying dey should retiwe, but dey should have some dignity!
TJ: Sing different songs! AC/DC ‘You Shook Me All Night Long.’ You are too old! How about ‘You slept all night long!’
Bart: Good example: also, how about having Metamucil sponsor your shows? Dat fits!
TJ: Or heawing aids! For da audience, too!
Bart: Also start da shows in da afternoon! Den your audience can make da early bird special later!
TJ: We have so many good ideas! How about calling one of dese shows ‘denture music?’
We are rolling now, Bart!
Bart: Well, dat is all for now! We are here to help you, older musicians!
TJ: Keep wocking, just not too woud!
See you next time!
Category: Music
Music Trivia December 14 to December 20
Dec 14:
The Clash released ‘London Calling’ in 1979
Dec 15:
The Beatles released ‘Beatles ‘65’ in 1964
The Who released ‘The Who Sell Out’ in 1967
Status Quo released ‘Piledriver’ in 1972
Dec 17:
David Bowie released ‘Hunky Dory’ in 1971
Dec 18:
The Beach Boys released ‘Wild Honey’ in 1967
T-Rex released their self-titled debut album in 1970
Dec 20:
The Rolling Stones released ‘Hot Rocks’ in 1971
Birthdays:
Dec 14:
Cliff Williams (1949) Bassist & backing vocalist for AC/DC
76 years old today
Spider Stacy (1958) Co-founder of the Pogues, singer, songwriter, actor
67 years old today
Dec 15:
Alan Freed (1921-1965) Influential DJ who popularized the term ’rock and roll’
Would have been 104 years old today
Dave Clark (1939) Founder, leader, co-songwriter of the Dave Clark Five
86 years old today
Paul Simonon (1955) Bassist & vocals for the Clash, songwriter, visual artist
70 years old today
Dec 16:
Benny Andersson (1946) Composer, songwriter, vocals, keyboardist for ABBA
79 years old today
Dec 17:
Mike Mills (1958) Founding member, bass guitarist, backing vocalist of R.E.M.
67 years old today
Dec 18:
Keith Richards (1943) Original member of the Rolling Stones, rhythm & lead guitarist
82 years old today
Elliot Easton (1953) Founding member, lead guitarist, & backing vocalist of the Cars
72 years old today
Dec 20:
Peter Criss (1945) Co-founder, original drummer, & vocalist for KISS
80 years old today
Music Trivia December 7 to December 13
Dec 7:
Paul McCartney & Wings released ‘Wild Life’ in 1971
Dec 8:
The Eagles released ‘Hotel California’ in 1976
Motörhead released ‘On Parole’ in 1979
Dec 9:
The Who released ‘A Quick One’ in 1966
CCR released ‘Pendulum’ in 1970
Dec 10:
Paul McCartney & Wings released ‘Wings Over America’ in 1976
Dec 12:
ABBA released their self-titled debut album in 1977
The Clash released ‘Sandinista!’ in 1980
Dec 13:
Bob Seger released ‘The Distance’ in 1982
Dec 8:
Phil Collen (1957) Singer & co-lead guitarist for Def Leppard
68 years old today
Dan Hartman (1950-1994) Singer & songwriter
Would have been 75 years old today
Jim Morrison (1943-1971) Lead vocalist & primary lyricist for the Doors
Would have been 82 years old today
Dec 11:
David Gates (1940) Retired songwriter & co-lead singer for Bread
85 years old today
Brenda Lee (1944) Singer with 100 million+ records sold
81 years old today
Darryl Jones (1961) Bassist who’s toured/recorded with the Rolling Stones since 1993
64 years old today
Frank Feranna, Jr. (known professionally as Nikki Sixx) (1958)
Co-founder, bassist & primary songwriter for Mötley Crüe
67 years old today
Stevie Young (1956) Rhythm guitarist/backing vocalist for AC/DC since 2014
69 years old today
Dec 12:
Dionne Warwick (1940) Singer, actress, & TV host with 100 million+ albums sold
85 years old today
Frank Sinatra (1915-1998) Singer/actor & one of the popular entertainers of the 20th century with 150 million albums sold
Would have been 110 years old today
TJ and Bart Music column
Hello, Anipal Times! We are TJ and Bart, ready for our second column.
Dis is Bart!
Dis is TJ! Let’s do Dis!
Bart: Today, we are going to talk about music. Our daddy is a DJ and likes to play music on da social media.
TJ: Well, he likes to play da old music. SOOOOOOOOO old.
Bart: It is embarrassing. Daddy only likes to play songs dat are fifty years old.
TJ: I mean, Daddy is playing people like Elton John, a group called America, play Dat Funky Music White Boy, what is dis, Daddy?
Bart: Dis music is stwange. Some of da songs are about people dying in the middle of the songs. Why are people singing about dis?
TJ: And why is Daddy playing dis music? Dat’s what we’re concerned with. Dey were wearing dese ugly bell-bottom pants in da 70s. Why do you want to remember dis?
Bart: Dey even have a song called da Berta Butt Boogie. Ise serious, TJ!
TJ: Humans are weird. I think we need to take a nap to think about dis, Bart.
Bart: Good idea, TJ! See you next time, Anipal Times readers~
DJ Schedules
Do you love music?
We sure do!
The anipal community has daily events on Twitter/X and BlueSky where our talented DJs put together some fabulous DJ sets!
Several of the anipal pawties also feature DJs who often tailor their sets to the pawty themes!
Here are the schedules for the weekly events.
All times are US Eastern Time.
Confirm the times by double-checking the DJ’s schedule on the event day.
Note: Please update Truman about any errors or additions to the schedule.
You may contact him here or on social media.
Nipclub Weekly Thursdays 4 pm – 1 am (Twitter/X)
Thursdays: 4 pm @cinnimini2 Oreo & Hydrox
Thursdays: 5 pm @tweetingtruman
Thursdays: 6 pm @mariapulk
Thursdays: 7 pm @cinnimini2 Cinni
Thursdays: 8 pm @bea_bells
Thursdays: 9 pm @realfakegator
Thursdays: 10 pm @kittehboi
Thursdays: 11 pm @sirlongpaw
Healing Purrs Pawty Fridays 5 pm – 11 pm (Twitter/X)
Fridays: 5 pm
Fridays: 6 pm
Fridays: 7 pm @lolamennola
Fridays: 8 pm @bea_bells
Fridays: 9 pm
Fridays: 10 pm @realfakegator
Paws4Music (Twitter/X)
Sundays: 8:30 pm @applepasta
Mondays: @IzzyCat_DJ
Tuesdays: @buntymayflower
Wednesdays: 8 pm @applepasta
Thursdays: 10 pm @karolinde73 alternate weeks
Fridays: @Maggie60310325
Saturdays: 7 pm @lolamennola
Paws4Music (BlueSky)
Sundays: times vary @peytonreads.bsky.social
Mondays: 7 pm @tweetingtruman.bsky.social
Tuesdays: 7 pm @lolamennola.bsky.social
Wednesdays: 9 pm @bettieandirv.bsky.social/@buntymayflower.bsky.social alternate weeks
Thursdays:
Fridays: 9 pm @applepasta.bsky.social
Saturdays: 10 pm @karolinde73.bsky.social/@candyliggett2024.bsky.social alternate weeks
Music Trivia: November 30 to December 6
Nov 30:
Michael Jackson released ‘Thriller’ in 1982
Dec 1:
STYX released ‘Equinox’ in 1975
Dec 2:
Queen released ‘The Complete Works’ in 1985
Dec 3:
The Who released ‘My Generation’ in 1965
The Beatles released ‘Rubber Soul’ in 1965
Dec 4:
The Beatles released ‘Beatles for Sale’ in 1964
The Rolling Stones released ‘December’s Children’ in 1965
Dec 5:
The Rolling Stones released ‘Let It Bleed’ in 1969
Paul McCartney & Wings released ‘Band on the Run’ in 1973
Dec 6:
The Rolling Stones released ‘Beggar’s Banquet’ in 1968
Nov 30:
Dick Clark (1929-2012) American Bandstand & New Year’s Rockin’ Eve host
Would have been 96 years old today
June Pointer (1953-2006) Singer for the Pointer Sisters
Would have been 72 years old today
Dec 1:
John Densmore (1944) Drummer for the Doors
81 years old today
Bette Midler (1945) singer with a 6-decade career
80 years old today
Lou Rawls (1933-2006) Singer who sold 40 million+ records
Would have been 92 years old today
Dec 2:
Rick Savage (1960) Bass guitarist for Def Leppard
65 years old today
Tom McGuinness (1941) Guitarist & bassist for Manfred Mann
84 years old today
Dec 3:
John Michael Osbourne, known professionally as Ozzy Osbourne (1948-2015)
Singer & songwriter for Black Sabbath & solo artist
Would have been 77 years old today
Dec 4:
Frederick Anthony Picariello, Jr., known professionally as Freddy Cannon (1936)
89 years old today
Terry Woods (1947) Mandolin & concertina for the Pogues
78 years old today
Dennis Wilson (1944-1983) Drummer & backing vocals for the Beach Boys
Would have been 81 years old today
Dec. 5:
Richard Wayne Penniman, known professionally as Little Richard (1932-2020)
Singer and pianist
Would have been 93 years old today
Dec. 6:
Rick Buckler (1955-2025) Drummer for the Jam
Would have been 70 years old today
Peter Buck (1956) Lead guitarist for R.E.M.
69 years old today
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