Animal Quotes

@kittehboi curates animal-related quotes.

  • Quote: Heinlein on Cats

    There is no such thing as “Just a cat.”― Robert A. Heinlein

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  • Quote: Joanna Lumley on Cats

    My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals – not just cats and dogs but rats and snakes and spiders and fish and wildlife, so I really grew up believing they are just like us and just as deserving of consideration.— Joanna Lumley

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  • Quote: Rebecca West on Cats

    Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.— Rebecca West

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  • Quote: Bob Mortimer on Cats

    I can’t remember ever cooking food to impress a woman. The idea’s quite cheesy and sort of makes my skin crawl. But I sometimes make a special effort to impress my cats, with chicken liver or something. It’s tricky to know if a cat’s impressed. They might give me a little look, a glimpse at

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  • Quote: William S. Burroughs on Cats as Familiars

    Cats didn’t start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function.—William S. Burroughs, “The Cat Inside“

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  • Quote: Oleg Gazenko On Laika

    Work with animals is a source of suffering to all of us. We treat them like babies who cannot speak. The more time passes, the more I’m sorry about it. We shouldn’t have done it. We did not learn enough from the mission to justify the death of the dog.— Russian scientist Oleg Gazenko, 1998,

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  • Quote: Milan Kundera on Dogs and Eden

    Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring—it was peace.— Milan Kundera, “The Unbearable Lightness of Being“

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  • Quote: Lewis Thomas On Meddling

    Is it not in the nature of complex social systems to go wrong, all by themselves, without external cause? Look at overpopulation, look at Calhoun’s famous model, those overcrowded colonies of rats and their malignant social pathology, all due to their own skewed behavior. Not at all, is my answer. All you have to do

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  • Quote: H. P. Lovecraft on Cats

    The real lover of cats is one who demands a clearer adjustment to the universe than ordinary household platitudes provide; one who refuses to swallow the sentimental notion that all good people love dogs, children, and horses while all bad people dislike and are disliked by such.— H. P. Lovecraft, “Cats and Dogs“, in “Something

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  • Quote: Groucho Marx on Books

    Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend because inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.— Groucho Marx

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