My Mom’s Christmas Puppy

As Christmas is a time that spreads so much joy, I’d like to tell you a heartwarming story about my mom and her Christmas dog, Tilly.

Tilly’s story, set in 2006, is nearly twenty years old. 

So, in came Tilly! A half-dachshund, half-Bichon Frisé, with an adorable scruffy appearance that was the color of wheat, nibbled on my coat buttons throughout the entire car ride home on the night my dad and I welcomed her into the family. 

We planned to keep her presence a secret for a couple of weeks until Christmas, as it was already December 13th, so we sneaked her in.

My mother’s access to my room or office by stairs became impossible because of a car wreck. The plan, thus, was to keep Tilly upstairs: fed, cuddled, entertained, plus, above all, quiet. 

We were unaware, but Tilly had other ideas. 

A very large and tall J.C. Penney box, open at the top with the top flaps cut off, and with a blanket and toys inside, served as a puppy playpen. The second her paws touched the blanket at the bottom, she started whining. I tried to hush her gently, and she answered with louder protests. Of course, I had her wandering around upstairs initially, but when she tried to befriend my rabbit, he ended up stomping his back feet at her, which made her run and yelp with fright out of my office, around the corner, and into my room.

Because I thought she might be lonely, I took the “playpen” with me wherever I went. Nothing doing. 

To reassure her she wasn’t alone, I tried cuddling her for a long time. 

While she was in the “playpen”, I tried giving her treats and playing with her. 

I turned on the radio for her. 

Even with the “playpen” beside my bed while I tried to sleep, she kept whining all night. 

I’d reach over and pet her, and she’d stop when I did. Then I’d roll over, and she’d start up again. 

I couldn’t let her onto the bed with me. She was such a tiny bean; I was afraid I’d roll over and squish her. So, instead, I spent the night alternating between petting and comforting her and her serenading me with her cries. 

In the morning, I went downstairs, knowing my mom had heard Tilly and that she had ruined the surprise. 

My mom couldn’t figure out why I looked so terrible. 

I couldn’t figure out why she wasn’t asking me about the whining echoing down the stairwell. 

Still, she hadn’t heard! She didn’t know! 

There was no way I could keep Tilly a secret for another twelve days, so I brought her downstairs to my mom, saying, “Merry Christmas!” 

My mom lit up like a little kid at Christmas. She was so excited, and Tilly was so excited, and I was excited but also exhausted. 

My mom said she couldn’t believe we’d snuck Tilly in and kept her quiet all night! I answered that we hadn’t and told her about my sleepless night. 

She was even more surprised. 

My mom lowered Tilly into her playpen to go to the kitchen. 

And this time Tilly didn’t whine. Instead, she Tigger-bounced off her back legs, grabbed hold of the handle that was cut into the side of the box with her front paws, lifted herself up like she was about to do a pull-up, and squeezed herself out of the handle, plopping onto the floor with a tiny thump. 

She rose to her feet and wandered over to my mom, head held high. 

Turns out, this was a preview of the next ten years: Tilly doing high-dives off the back of the couch, leaping over baby gates and furniture, running up vet bills and giving us minor cardiac arrest regularly, no matter the measures taken to stop the furry little Evel Knievel. 

But through it all, we loved her, and she loved us. She was my mom’s very own special Christmas puppy.

Midge the Mutt’s Introduction

Midge Sleeping on Pumpkin

Welcome to everyone reading the Anipal Times and this article! My name is Sunny, and I’m the cartoonist behind Midge.

Okay, above is where the cartoonist stopped to get up and get more coffee, and use the bathroom. I have only a few minutes before she comes back, so let’s get to it.

I’m Midge, and I’m the actual star of the show. Admit it. Nobody cares about the cartoonist; they care about the star. It’s like a sitcom—you don’t want to know about how the writer got started; you want to hear about the actors, about the face of the entertainment.

So, that’s what I’m here for.

I’m a dog, a mutt specifically, a part dachshund, part Beagle, part Basset, I think. My ears are super long, so I’m pretty sure there’s Basset in there.

I came into being in 1996 when the cartoonist was still young and drawing all my comics with a pencil on notebook paper. She was trying to be the next Bill Watterson, Charles Schulz, or Jim Davis, or a combo of the three. I don’t know.

Mighty ambitious for a little kid.

Anyway, a rescue dog named Bridget, whom the cartoonist had as a kid, inspired her to create me, even though we didn’t look alike. In fact, the stuffed dog the cartoonist played with inspired my design.

Because a kid created me, she drew me poorly at first.

So, as the cartoonist got older, she redesigned me and the other characters in our cast (who are also less important than I am) and started improving her jokes. I kid you not, the very first punchline of my very first comic was “I take pride in my droppings.”

How’s that for an embarrassing start? I’m ready for Nickelodeon now! Just kidding. Anyone who knows me knows I would never sell myself to a network. I’m an independent doggo.

Since 2008, when my cartoonist began my online presence with the Official Midge website (now gone) and a year later as @MidgetheMutt on Twitter (happily still there, and I’m not calling it X), I’ve released three indie books featuring my comics!

I also have a store on Zazzle called MidgeShop (wink, wink) https://www.zazzle.com/store/midgeshop/products

She was glad when the syndicate columns rejected her.

That can make this tougher, of course, because we must do all our marketing ourselves. I work my paws to the bone! It’s hard but rewarding!

Now, enough about my dazzling career. You want to know about me.

Well, I’m adventurous, silly, and I love, love, LOVE socks (I think I might have a problem).

As for the cartoonist, she’s human, loves animals, and has a bunch of her own. To clear up a common misconception, I’m not one of them.

Melissa (my human in my comics) is not a cartoonist. Though I’m sure there’s a lot of Sunny-isms in Melissa’s reactions to my antics. Just like there’s a lot of Sunny’s doggos in those aforementioned antics.

Uh-oh. I hear her coming back, so I’ve got to wrap this up. I’ll end by saying that I hope the cartoonist and I entertain you, dear reader, with our comics, our future articles, and my boundless canine charm.

Now, go hug your furbabies!